Bill the Cat (ack) has a large anus. Very large. And wet looking. The whole butt area is a lot bigger and more painful looking than it should be.
In addition, he’s been leaking poop. I mean LEAKING it. He left a little trail when he was walking on the couch. (Yuck) I can deal with the inconvience, but what if my little kitty dies? I’m worried about dehydration, so I have been practically shoving water down his throat. I just don’t get it, otherwise he’s acting like a normal, happy kitty. Playing, meowing, eating normally. He’s not trying to tell me he feels bad.
sigh He goes to the vet tomorrow morning, and knowing my luck it’ll cost 150,000,000,000,000 dollars to fix. We’ll pay it, of course.
I can’t help it, I’m a worrier. 
hopefully all he will need is a pill. perhaps it is a tummy/intest. bug.
my furry girls and i will be hoping to hear good news from y’all tomorrow.
Good grief - somebody get a TMI warning in that title, stat!
Sorry about Bill, though. Hopefully it won’t be anything serious (and if he doesn’t seem hurt or inconvenienced by it, maybe it won’t be).