I just have to say it: I like Kn*ckers’s username. It can be so many thinkgs! “Knackers”, “Knickers”, “Knockers”, and “Kn*ckers” (as it appeared on Monty Python’s Flying Circus). Quite a versatile handle.
Well, thank you very much. I also find it useful to have a built-in compartment in my name, wherein miscellaneous letters can be stuck. Many thanks to the Pythons for bringing it to my attention in the first place.
Long live the almighty asterisk!
Love,
Kn(this space available)ckers
P.S.: I was a little worried when I first saw the thread title, wondering what horrible thing I had done to deserve a thread named after me. Then I remembered this wasn’t the Pit. Whew!
Now, who could possibly Pit someone as sweet as you? If a curmudgeon like me can avoid being Pitted, no way is it gonna happen to you! 
I could pit her!
Lemme tell ya.
rashen frashen…
I was a little worried you might have thought something bad had happened to you.
I’m a big Kn*ckers fan myself…
Anyone who knows me knows I choose to see “Knockers” every time! 
And women with “built-in compartments” are the only kind I want around.
Kn*ckers is a grrl? Hm. Ya learn something new every day.
Yep the wildcard was a nice touch.
For the record, I always read it as “Knickers.”
I’m stuck in heavily Dutch-influenced part of the country, to the point where we had an afternoon newspaper called the “Knickerbocker News” when I was a kid. Steven Van Rensselaer, anyone?
Also, there’s the Brit slang for underpants. I just think it’s cute, and I have this mental image of Kn*ckers as a really cute girl.
So sue me.
It could be knickers… she doesn’t wear any pants. I always pronounce it Knockers though.
I’ve said this before, but it seems more approriate here, I’ve always been fond of “Knife-chuckers”.
I just realized that I don’t pronounce it out loud, but when I say it in my head, it sounds like someone saying “knockers” but with the O sound bleeped out, like on the radio, when you hear “fck" or "btch”. But much cooler than that, of course. 
I pronounce the first “K” whenever I say it.
Well, I have to say I don’t like it, for the same reason.
O the ambiguity!! The swirling possibilities, making my head swim!! Please, for my sake, nail it down! Give me closure!! I can’t take it much longer!!! And I’m running low on exclamation points!!!.. There, see? I’m out.
You want us to nail Kn*ckers?!
Hmmm…
Well, if it’s for a good cause.
KIT?
“So! How’s kit going?”
“Ew! What is kit?”
“No. I won’t do kit”
“Sure, kit’s right over there, behind the lentils.”
K:p K!