I was able to get my Polymer supplies out of storage when I went home for Thanksgiving. I started fooling around with them again three days ago. When I bought them, it was because I was looking for a hobby and it looked like fun. I tried beads and canes and other general types of decorative stuff. I sucked. So, I put it all in storage and didn’t think about it again.
Well, apparently I don’t suck so badly as long as I stay away from anything NOT cutsey. At least my sister and my mom think so. My sister is trying to convince me to start selling them. I definitely don’t have enough money to buy the supplies for that. Or the talent. At least not now. But, here are the things I’ve made so far.
(some of these are dark, and a little blurry. I hate digital cameras and I suck at using them.)
This first one was the first thing I made. It was a gift for my sister. She loves hippos.
This psycho Christmas Tree was an idea I got from a Polymer clay book. I added the star (using glow in the dark clay). The Christmas lights were an afterthought, after my neighbor broke the axe off the handle. I used the lights to hide the break.
This is an ornament and a gift tag. I made this one for my sister to attach to her gift for the Secret Santa exchange (for her job). I’ve made three others so far, this is one of them. They all have different mustaches.
This is a pin. I made this one for my nephew.
This is another ornament. Originally, I tried to make stars, but it looked like it was snowing yellow snow.
My little white santa.
Another of my favorites. This little piggy has a wreath.
Another little santa.
This is my first snowman.
Another snowman. My sister had just put some marshmallows on the table. So, he looks kinda marshmallowy.
Two little penguins.
My sister told me to make a baby. “you know, a swaddled one, with those long pointy jammies!”. Um, sure, I know what you mean. I think it looks kinda like a baby from Whoville. It seemed kinda plain so I stuck a present to its ass. 
I learned a very important lesson yesterday.
If you’re gonna use your neice and nephews to condition your clay for you (I told them they could play with it, but they couldn’t keep it or mix the colors - they fell for it), make sure they clean their hands before going to a new color! My nephew destroyed my last block of white clay. He had just spent half an hour playing with red.