Good to have a closer.
Knock knock.
Thistle.
Thistle who?
Thistle be the end of the knock knock jokes, okay?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Martini
Martini who?
Martini hands are frozen
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wooden
Wooden who?
Wooden you like to know
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Letter
Letter who?
Letter keep knocking
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Doughnut
Doughtnut who?
Doughnut ask me again
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dishwasher
Dishwasher who?
Diswasher best joke of all
Azure.
Azure who?
Azure leaving, please turn out the lights.
Amarillo.
Amarillo who?
Amarillo state agent.
Adobe.
Adobe who?
Adobe Gillis. (Best if you try it on the older folk.)