ORANGE JUICE SOURRY YOU MADE ME CRY???
I’ve got a knock-knock joke. You start.
O.K.
Knock knock…
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
FORMALDEHYDE
FORMALDEHYDE WHO?
FORMALDEHYDE-ing places came the Indians.
Hehe, that one totally confused me the first time I heard it…
Anyway,
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ocelot!
Ocelot who?
Ocelot of questions don’t you!
Knock, knock
who’s there
who
who,who
DON’T WHO AT ME!
YOU FEET DON’T FIT NO LIMB!
Knock, knock
who’s there
boo
boo, hoo
You don’t have to cry about it.
Who’s there?
[sub]This joke works better in person.[/sub]
HA !
My first SDMB woosh !
O.K, everyone together now…
WOOSH ! 
[sub]had to happen sooner or later[/sub]
's okay, Goo … my uncle got me on that one when I was six or so. Now I pass it on to you.
What exactly I pass on to you, you probably don’t want to know:D
OK, this one is a bit dated, but still funny…
knock knock .
who’s there?
Amy Fisher.
Amy Fishe…
BANG!
I told you it was dated.
My Favorite Childhood Knock-Knock joke.
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Ether.
Ether who?
Ether Bunny!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Nuther.
Nuther who?
Nuther Ether Bunny!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Bunja.
Bunja who?
Bunja Ether Bunnies!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo Who?
Cargo beep-beep, run over all the Ether Bunnies.
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, the Ether Bunny will be back next year!
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I’d give my right arm to be ambidexterous.
This was part one of two jokes that always were said around MIT when I was there…
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Interruping cow.
Interrupting c–
MOO!
and then…
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Interruping coefficient of friction.
Interrupting c–
MU!
Let’s hear it for geek pride!