Yeah, I wish you were a fly on the wall, too. Then I could just swat your worthless troll ass instead of waiting for the Mods to finally lose their patience.
Right now the amount of people that give a flying fuck about what you believe can be counted on the fingers of one foot.
You wouldn’t swat shit. Not now. Not ever. You’d run your mouth, get all red, and if you didn’t die of a stroke or heart attack, you’d huff yourself away cursing like a teenager who got his toy stolen by the school bully.
So swim your ass back to the shallow end where you belong.
Wrong again, fucktard. See, this is what I was getting at before, you assume way too much. About me, about everyone else here. In the future, you should speak for yourself, admit that you’re too much of a pussy to be confrontational with a muslim. Just because it’s true for you doesn’t mean it’s true for everyone.
This is at least the second time that Annoyed had asked someone “I take it you’re female?” I think that is his go-to insult. “Obviously you’re not male.”
Gary Glitter is getting upset. He’s run through Mom’s burial fund (skip the casket and cremate her in cardboard box plz) and deportation looms. His sobbing and diaper filling will radically increase, rivalling even the insane output of his Orange Jesus. Stay tuned for another episode of Whiny Little Punk Bitch Trolls the Dope, right here on the BBQPit Network.
“Fact” doesn’t mean what you think it means. The same holds true for a not insignificant portion of the other words you use. None of those mean what you think they mean. Either that, or you do in fact know what they mean, in which case you are just a not-very-clever troll
Clever trolls are at least funny sometimes.
I take it that you’re an infection-saturated gash cap. That is a fact.
You confidence is as misplaced as an Easter Island synagogue.
OMG! It’s like a cute, angry hamster! The more angry it gets the cuter it gets! Listen to the funny noises!
Really, I’m laughing my ass off. What a lame-ass. Dude, this sort of thing might have started a flame was back in the 1990’s (assuming you even existed back then) but today you’re just ridiculous.
I was going to reply to Annoyed, but it is a confessed troll (yes it is on record that it is here only to rile up liberals for fun) so there is no point. It would be like replying to a spam email message to give them a piece of your mind, or yelling at a robocaller who woke you up at 2AM with a credit card offer.
The problem is that evangelists aren’t like other sales people. With a normal sales person once they realize that you aren’t at all interested in their product they will realize that you aren’t the costumer they are looking for and so they should just quit wasting their time and move on to the next potential customer.
With evangelicals, a person who isn’t interested in what they are selling is exactly the sort of lost soul who needs saving, and by persisting god will speak through them and you will hear the word of god and come to Jesus, because the only reason everyone isn’t a Christian is that they haven’t heard about it.
That’s the way this bitch opened. “Do you know who Jesus was?” Yes, you stupid cunt, I know who fucking Jesus was. Do you think I’m as stupid as you are? I didn’t say anything like that, right at that moment. It was only when the deluded bitch wouldn’t take a fucking hint and shut the fuck up that I shouted, FUCK YOU. By that time, I had said a few nasty things about her, her beliefs, religion in general, bitch kept pushing. As I said before, I have no problem with the casually religious, it’s only when they get in your face that they show themselves to be a self important asshole, rude, obnoxious, and totally oblivious to how rude and obnoxious they are. Their heads all full of god and Jesus, there’s no room left for common sense or decency.
Thanks for serious post in the thread, RivkahChaya. (Yes, everybody, I know we’re in the Pit.)
Mostly I just tell proselytizers ‘No thanks. I consider religion to be a private matter’ and on the ones who show up at the door here (who are, yes, Christians; but that’s not much of a data point as a high percentage of the people around here are at least background-default Christian) that usually works pretty well. Occasionally, if I run into a really persistent proselytizer who won’t take no for an answer, I’ll argue back at them; but I try to avoid doing that, because it feels to me like returning rudeness for rudeness*: while I don’t think they should be trying to convert me to their belief, I don’t think I should be trying to convert them away from theirs, either.
*I don’t think returning rudeness for rudeness is as bad as the initial rudeness; but I also think it’s often not helpful, though there are occasional exceptions.
Well, I don’t believe you don’t believe it, sugar plum. Top that.
Well, since I lived in Abu Dhabi, perhaps you’d rather amend that statement? And mention it to the 3 mosques that were within 3 blocks of my townhouse there (Fridays were interesting, the Imans all preached via loudspeakers and I’d get several sermons (which didn’t affect me at all since I don’t speak Arabic…
Nevertheless, even with those mosques about, never once did any Muslim (and I worked with many) try to ‘convert’ me or come to my door or drop off any literature. And I believe that is what the discussion is about.
This fact is not in evidence. Would you care to provide some?
The facts are up his ass, do you really want to see them?
FLASH! BYZANTIUM BURNS!
‘News’ covers recent events. It gets stale after a couple millennia, uncorroborated. But you knew that. 
I’ve a nice rusty-iron cutout saying SOLICITORS WILL BE EATEN BY ZOMBIES. But since moving to a remote village two decades ago, our door has been reached maybe thrice. We earlier lived atop a steep hill they didn’t bother climbing. Thus, make it difficult for them.
Pictures of Cthulhu may deter them, too. MY GOD ATE YOUR GOD, heh heh.
I’ll confess, I don’t hate the religious, but I pity those needing invisible friends to justify their existence and opinions. I do feel free to detest their words and acts.
Statement still stands. UAE as a whole. Get back to me when you do time in Saudi, Iran, Iraq, Qatar, or any of the other staunchly Islamic countries that aren’t tourism-based, alcohol-serving, hooker-friendly locales and then you might have yourself an accurate interpretation of it all.
They might not try to “convert” you, but you’d be lockstep with their Islamic whims, bet your bottom dollar. And not a single tough-guy in this entire forum would have the testicular fortitude to mock or blaspheme their god or religion.
This is also a fact.