Knuckle Draggers Are Immoral

The BBQ Pit
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For Der Kommissar,

First, they clearly imply evolution which is clearly condemned in The Bible.

But even ignoring that, they’re clearly unnatural.

Let’s suppose you see an Australopithecus trying to start a car by running their feet real fast on the ground like they do in the Flintstones. It’s clearly a nutty thing to do. And if the Australopithecus claimed to enjoy it, you’d suspect there was something wrong with that person. Despite having nothing to do with the arguement at hand, I assert that Knuckle Draggers are no different.

Fenris

Pardon him Theodotus; he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature. [sub]Caesar and Cleopatra, Act II George Bernard Shaw[/sub]

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Well done, Fenris; now here’s mine:

First, it is clearly condemned in the forum rules.

But even ignoring that, it’s clearly unnatural.

Let’s suppose you saw a newbie making a complete fool of himself in Great Debates. It’s clearly a nutty thing to do. And if the person claimed to enjoy it, you’d suspect there was something wrong with that person. Der Kommissar is no different.