Kool-Aid Man's anatomy

You’re kidding, right? Jonestown?

just chiming in to say i’m 30 and i know about the kool aid man, he was around when i was a kid.

Would I know who the Kool-Aid Man was?
Oh yeah.

Not always. You can buy it with sugar added (both real sugar or splenda type stuff).
Tang here typically came in jars from what I remember and was always orange flavor. It’s been years since I saw some here in Texas.

In Mexico, tang comes in several flavors.

That’s Flavor-Aid. Common mistake.

Guess you drank the kool-aid, huh?

Kool-Aid Man

. . . so, no one else wants to imagine Kool-Aid Man and Kool-Aid Woman having sex, then? Guess it’s just me . . .

Since everyone else ignored this part, I’ll take a shot at it. Especially since I just saw this commercial. Peppermint Patty’s got a man now. He takes a bite and wind blows through his sexy hair and he makes sexy faces at the sexy camera as he chews on sexy mint and chocolate. He does not, however, moan in ecstasy.

Well of course, one can’t help imagining such things. It’s only natural.

But Kool-Aid Man seems to be the one and only example of his kind, so my own speculation is that he’s some sort of golem, or demigod, and is free of our worldly needs and habits.

Not So

Scroll halfway down the page to the liquid golem.

The Kool-Aid man loves gettin’ some tang…

I don’t know about Kool-Aid Man having sex. He seems like more of an asexual budding kind of guy to me.

Definitely more of a pitcher than a catcher

You can not unsee that.

And…you win the thread.

Oh yeah!

Reminds me of when they did the Soap reference: “Will our younger viewers get this Soap reference?”

I’d actually like to know the answer to that question.

Which reminds me: I FRICK’N MISS SOAP!!

Their offspring.
Don’t know if sfw?

:: golf clap ::