Stewie: So, you don’t have any organs in there, just, um, liquid?
Kool-Aid Man: Yeah, just liquid.
Stewie: Can I…Can I drink it?
Kool-Aid Man: Sure, just tilt your head back, and I’ll pour some of my liquid in your mouth.
Stewie: Ewww, now that you say it like that, I don’t want to!
I wonder how he sleeps? If he lies down, doesn’t all his Kool-Aid spill out and he *dies? *Maybe he sleeps standing up, like horses.
Does he have to wear a hat, so bird poop and leaves and such don’t fall into his liquid?
Well, in the episode I quoted, he gets aggrivated at Stewie because he’s supposed to jump into the courthouse when everyone is saying “Oh no!” to say “Oh yeah” but the constant questions throw off Kool Aid man’s vibe. He misses his cue and starts taking it out on stewie, but falls over backward and breaks.
Even though his, um, liquid spilled everywhere, his still-intact face seemed alive enough to cuss Stewie out and blame him for all of it 
I wonder if anyone younger than 35 (and for that matter, anyone not American) would know who the Kool-Aid Man was, from the old TV ad campaign. I suppose some of his commercials must be on YouTube now, but looking at them after the fact is kind of cheating.
Similarly, I wonder the same thing about the York Peppermint Patty commercials, which Family Guy has also spoofed.
I’m not quite 24 and I can assure you I know who the Kool-Aid Man is, and not just from references on the internet or on Family Guy. Nickelodeon had plenty of the commercials when I was a kid.
Nah, he was around when I was a kid and I just turned 27.
I still see the Kool Aid man in commercials during the summer months. Don’t see him that much during the fall and winter months.
He was actually much smaller in the 50s. By now he should be large enough to crush all of Americas enemies!
I don’t think we even have Kool Aid over here. I certainly didn’t know who Kool Aid Man was.
I imagine he’s kind of like a pitcher plant. The sweet liquid inside him attracts insects and they land in it and drown. The liquid is some sort of digestive juice that dissolves the insects to supply him with the nutrients he needs to stay alive. That’s why he doesn’t wear a hat.
I always assumed he was full of Kool-Aid. How stupid is that?
From Australia, no idea. I sort of pieced it together from Family Guy, and a few other places. Also read comics as a kid, and he was in ads in the comics from time to time.
We don’t have Kool aid in Oz, although I believe a local concoction called Tang is similar in concept.
Perhaps there is something inherently special to both the construction of the vase (his body) and the mixing of that particular batch of cherry Kool-Aid (his vitals) that combine to anthropomorphize him into the character we know and love. Remarkably, the side effects of this symbiotic union appear to mimic the effects of a strong PCP high, including but not limited to: running around naked, bursting through walls, and repeatedly yelling a single phrase.
He and M.O.D.O.K. can share the same clothes.
We have the Kool-Aid Man in South Africa, although they haven’t advertised on TV in years.
Not really Tang is flavor and coloring along with sweetener and makes one liter, Koolaid is just flavor and coloring without sweetener and makes two liters(gotta add your own suga’).
I always figured he was kinda like a kappa, without the insane cucumber lust.
How do Kool-Aid people reproduce, and give birth? Standing, I would guess, like Vietnamese women in rice paddies, so the baby doesn’t spill. I wonder how they have sex? Is it just a transfer of Kool-Aid from one pitcher into another somehow? I don’t suppose they have sex organs.
I bet Punchy the Hawaiian Punch guy could take him. In one punch.
Oh, yeah!
Previous Kool-Aid Man appearances on Family Guy: - YouTube