I just looked at the link which Spritle provided, and the first thing I thought was, “Is she a transsexual?”
Ahem.
We don’t want her either, thanks.
Dissolute, damned and dispairful, crippled and palsied and slain,
Ye who would send me the spawn of your gutters – Go! take back your spawn again.
--*The Law of the Yukon*, Robert ServiceD’ya want her little sister, Danni, as well?
We don’t mind sharing, really we don’t.
And you can see where that leaves those of us who already are homosexual. shudder
Do you know, until they mentioned it in this thread, I didn’t know that “In your eyes” and “Can’t get it out of my head” were two different songs?
Although I will say I enjoyed her duet with Neil Tennant of the Pet Shop Boys in “In Denial” (PSB, Nightlife).
Coldfire: I looked at some pictures. I would still rather do Britney.
And now there’s Can’t get Blue Monday out of my head.
Oh, I don’t know, they are kind of catchy little tunes.
And your perception of that comes from what?
:rolleyes:
[Sub]You wouldn’t know a transsexual if you were fucking one… making insipid comments and stereotypes in an imbecilic attempt to be funny. You should be so lucky lucky lucky.[/sub]
Well, there goes MY last chance at a coherent thought this evening.
Now that you’ve successfully hijacked my brain, are you going to name your terms, or just sit back and chuckle evilly?
MEOW meow meow…MEOW MEOW meow MEOW MEOW…
I like the song
The album has a few shining moments amongst the rest of the turd (track 10 ain’t bad).
And yes, I’d fuck her frontways, backways, sideways and every which way.
As an Australian I am forced to point out to you the fine print on your receipt which clearly states that Kylie is not returnable and non refundable.
You bought her, you keep her. Or give to Afrcia. Maybe then we could all sleep better.
My first thought when I read this was, “are you on crack?”.
Granted, tastes differ. But leaving aside the obvious fact that there are plenty of male-to-female transsexuals whom I at least couldn’t pick out from a group of women: Kylie Minogue looks like a transsexual, how exactly? I mean, I didn’t see any remaining chest hairs or a forgotten testicle.
You tell me.
EWWW! You went to McDonalds? What kind of fucking freak are you? You worry about what you hear on the radio? YOU ATE FOOD FROM MCDONALDS! That you think what they play on the sound system is scary but far from admirable, YOU STILL ATE FOOD FROM MCDONALDS! And you think it?s FOOD!!!
I?d rather listen to non-stop CHER than eat ANYTHING that came from MCDONALDS. But you ate that shit and questioned what they played? On the radio? I?m sorry, I just have to ask: WHAT PLANET ARE YOU IN ORBIT AROUND? Goddess knows it isn?t the planet Earth. Your big concern is the MUSIC?! Shouldn?t you be a bit more concerned about WHERE the meat is coming from?
NO?!
EWWWWW!
I?m not even going to get into decrying your progeny!
OK, I’m having a hard time deciding what’s more weird: the question marks instead of apostrophes, or the fact that Byz posts a Micky D’s rant in a aKylie Minogue thread. 
You better believe it. And there are others…
We’ve got dozens of Minogues. HUNDREDS of them! They are aimed at your major cities, and if you don’t stop making dingo jokes, and asking us about life in Vienna, we’re going to press the big red button. 
I’ll see your Minogue and raise you a Daddo. 
Oh, colour ME stupid. The OP talks about Kylie’s music being played in a Micky D’s. Duh.
If ever a woman needed some meat and mayo between the buns…<sigh>
BTW, after two years she’s single again now. Got a flat in a mansion block behind Sloane Sq. I tell ya, if it wasn’t for the having to spend the next couple of months preoccupied with the World Cup …we can all dream…
I’m particularly fond of this photo of her.
Although I admire a man who’s got his priorities straight, I can’t think of any objections to you inviting Kylie over for a quick half-time shag. Provided she’s gone by the time the wistle blows again, naturally.