Cute, definately, and way hotter in the baseball cap grungy pic than the suit. I’m out of the age range you’re wanting to connect with, but I’d happily fix you up with an appropriately aged neice, fwiw.
However, TheOnlySaneOne’s pics make me want to change my user name to Mrs.Robinson! 
Now that’s super-hot! 
It’s odd that this was already mentioned, but I find you look a lot like Ryan Reynolds. Not a bad thing.
Dude: I’ve told you before- say the word and there are enough ladies of my acquaintance who think you’re sizzling* hot to make of you a tribe (including one you know very well who has been secretly in love with you for years [and her initials aren’t MW]). All I ask is that you turn over to me every prime-numbered child born to you and them for use as my personal bodyguard when my Benevolent Oligarchy takes power.
*Personally I passed sizzling doing 90 some while ago and am now officially flaming. (I must say that SDMB can do wonders for ones ego- I always assumed that appearance wise I was seen as Milford, the bastard son of Burl Ives & Shelley Winters, but those who have seen my photos on SDMB have been amazingly complimentary (though it could be because I have direct access to their cats).
CynicalGabe, the photo on top, which shows off your crow’s feet (I’m a total sucker for crow’s feet), very, very cute!
Ogre, the pic of you in the cave is not only attractive, but also strikes me as very evocative somehow.
TheOnlySaneOne, Yowza! In that last photo, you kinda have a Will Smith thing going on, and he is totally hot!
Disclaimer: I’m much too old to think any of these guys are cute!
Norinew, you’re totally right. The right kind of crowfeet is totally hot, (I never realized that before!) and **Cynical Gabe ** definitely has the right kind.
Roland Orzabal, I’m old enough to be your… well, let’s say the exciting older sister of a friend, :dubious: but take it from me that you’re cute. 
People like you make me wish that the beat look would come back…everyone has to admit that’s a better retro look than the current 60s/70s stuff yeah, you’re cute
You might want to read the posts that mention Ryan again…
I hate soliciting opinions as well, but what do you all think about me.
http://i.xanga.com/GigiBeMe/UGLY%20GUY%20copy.gif
Please rate on a scale of 4 to 37.
Well, except for Gadfly and Enderw24 [sorry guys] I’m drooling.
Listen, TheOnlySaneOne, if you ever get bored, come visit Amsterdam. *:: Innocently blinking eyes:: *
Hee. You like me, you really like me!
I am in Krakow right now. Is that close enough? 
Sane-y, baby? While all the actual for real pictures these guys have shown of themselves show nice-looking, perfectly boy-friendable guys, the general consensus (and certainly my own view) seems to be that you are the ultra hotty in this thread. Of course, I too am old enough to be your mother… <sigh>
How interesting that only the boys seem to want to play. And they say that girls are vain. Go figure.
Ogre, I’m glad the unibrow is gone. You’re a cutie, but I’ll agree with WhyNot and say that working for the NPS makes you kinda hot.
Roland, you’ve got the boy-next-door, all-American boyish charm thing going on. You’re cute.
TheOnlySaneOne, HOT, definitely. We’ll start calling you TheOnlyHotOne.
Sunspace, you look totally different in each pic, are you sure it’s the same person? You have potential, I think, but you gotta do something with that hair. It’s too… um… 80s looking, and not in a good way. It’s kinda mousy and frumpy. But you’re a decent-looking guy, for sure.
Guess I’m a hopeless case; I thought he looked pretty darned good as-is … and I sure don’t have a problem with the hair.
CynicalGabe, this might be more than you wanted to know, but I think you’re cute too.
In case anyone cares, here’s me. Be nice, I’m fragile.
Thanks, Khiadra. nyctea scandiaca, as it happens, I am a creature of the eighties. I will also admit that I’m clueless about style. However the hair problem will eventually be self-correcting: I am going bald, and will eventually just give in and shave my head.
Nordic, ever since I saw Nicolas Cage without a shirt, in 8mm, I’ve been a fan of nicely cut upper bodies on men; from what I can see of yours, it’s very nice.
Thanks, norinew.
I do try to take semi-decent care of myself; the black shirt and crossed arms complete the illusion.
Nordic, you’re a hottie! Hey, I just noticed you’re in N.Va. too, you should come to our next MAD Dopefest, OpalCat’s going away party on New Year’s Day: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=289595
