Is it just me or does he look like a young (1960’s-70’s) Dickie Smothers? The one who played bass and straight man to the funnier/zanier Tom? The one Tom always said their mother loved best?
I used the term housewives because many of the housewives I’ve known have been pro-limbaugh conservatives.
Rick Santorum looks like an extra from Animal House, a member of that uptight preppy frat. Can’t you just hear him saying, “Thank you sir, may I have another?”
Even if I didn’t know about his political views, I’d say Ewwww two. He looks…plastic. And I don’t mean plastic in the sense of “easily modlable”, but in the sense of “cheap imitation wood or metal”. He looks smarmy.
I know nothing of his politics, values, shenanigans, religion.
But ick. That guy? Are you mad? I can’t even fathom how the question could be formed. He isn’t ugly as home made sin, but he’s about the blandest looking person besides a Ken Doll. Even Ken appears to have a modicum of personality. That man is white bread personified. It’s hard to look at those pictures and even imagine that he has an unprogrammed thought running through his plastic little head. The idea of him being controversial is just, well, odd.
Oh, I am a semi-housewife with a newborn, so politics are not really my A game at the moment. If the world wanted me to be politically aware at this stage, the New York Times would be printed on Pampers.
This isn’t some sort of whoosh is it? I mean, he is a real person right? Not some CGI generated-doesn’t-look-like-any-ethnic-group-focus-group verson of a non-demographic guy?
Non-housewife college gal checking in…
He looks plastic and scary – no way. Add in his political views, and I wouldn’t hit that with a Mack truck.
Personally, I think he fell down the ugly tree. And he’s an asshole.
I usually vote Republican, and Santorum’s head looks like a horribly enlongated egg, pointy side down, with a toupee. Give us women a little more credit, please.
Good GOD no! Even if I didn’t hate him with the fiery passion of a thousand burning suns, he’s far too Ken-dollish and geeky (the BAD kind of geek, not the good kind).
Hell, John Kerry looks like Herman Munster but HE’S sexier than Santorum.
Santorum is very stupid, and demonstrates this stupidity when he makes speeches on the Senate floor. Stupid is as stupid does. He is less sexy than Forest Gump.
I really can’t pick handsome out I guess. I thought this shot of him
http://www.phillyist.com/attachments/philly_nicole/santorummanondog.jpg
was pretty good.
He really looks like Greg Marmalard from Animal House in that picture. I bet he’s got at least 10 pairs of rubber gloves at home.
I’m not crazy about Mitt Romney’s politics, but I think he’s handsome.
Well, Santorum isn’t as bad as, say, Newt Gingrich, but he’s got about the same amount of charisma as John Kerry: very little, very boring.
Also, consider that he doesn’t have a prayer in 2006. He’s going to be very embarassingly trounced by a very high margin. This isn’t just my opinion, it’s also the opinion of even the most faithful & optimistic Republicans, and I believe the RNC will see it the same way and put him at the bottom of the heap for fund & money allocation. He has no chance in 2008.
The GOP field in 2008 is horrible (you know they’re scrapping the barrell if Gingrich’s a serious contender). I truly believe 2008 will be a repeat of another 1992, with a third party contender racking up many votes. The marriage between paleos and the rest of the party has always been rocky, and the immigration issue will be splitting the Republican party. If that happens, Bill Frist will probably get the nomination. If the paleos somehow decide to give the GOP “one last chance” as they did in 1996,1998,2000,2002, and 2004, they probably will push George Allen over the edge. Still far too early to make predictions, but that’s what it looks like to me.
That being said, this thread has made me wonder if males have a similarly poor idea of what females perceive as handsome. I can’t tell beautiful either… I always thought Paris Hilton would be the ideal of beauty but nearly every guy I know that expressed an opinion on her calls her ugly.
I know women are usually wrong about the body types that men prefer. Tney think men prefer women about 20 pounds lighter than they really are. Women think men want the anorexic Lindsay Lohan, but men prefer the ‘mean girls’ Lindsay Lohan, even though any high school woman will do in a pinch.
If I were gay I’d want a guy who looks like Santorum.
“They think men prefer women about 20 pounds lighter than the women the men really prefer.”
My mistake.
No, probably not. I mean, just playing the odds, it’s simply unlikely that you’d want someone who most of us perceive as ugly.
I actually have seen a couple photos of him where he looks sort of blandly handsome, so I can see where people might develop that sort of misapprehension. But the photos you linked to are good depictions - and he looks awful in all of them. He’s not distinctly ugly per se, and maybe even slightly above the curve for politicians (if you’re including Ted Kennedy and Newt Gingrich in your averages) but he’s not a good looking man by any stretch of the imagination. He’s got a weirdly doughy sort of face, and it seems like he has too much face for his features. He’s just ugly.
He looks like the guy Frank Zappa was visualizing when he wrote Bobby Brown.
This is the guy whose name Dan Savage had a contest to find a meaning for, and the winning meaning was “a form of sexual exudate”?
Wikipedia quote:
He totally doesn’t look like what I imagined. I had imagined him looking like a corpulent corrupt pusbag. He looks …propped up and artificial.
Henry Kissinger?
:: does google image search ::
Henry Kissinger?!!
:: puzzled look ::
Women are weird, man.
I wouldn’t fuck him with your dick, Wesley 
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