To be fair, he’s got nicer legs than Hitler and bigger tits than Cher.
What if he lost the sweater vest? Would that turn the tide, so to speak? 
Good lord, a five year old zombie thread. And yet, Santorum still looks exactly the same!
Clearly, he is the living dead! It totally explains his combination of regular features and unattractiveness … no living being at home in that body!
As far as politicians go he’s fairly attractive, but I wouldn’t give him a second look if he was a nobody on the street like me.
About as sexy and good-looking as the unfortunate Dan Quayle who was foisted upon us years ago to get the wimmens vote. Ha! No, he has that creepy plastic-man, 5 years out of date Repub look (knowing who he is and what he stands for). Otherwise I wouldn’t even notice him if he knocked on my door and dropped his pants. Compared to the others, I suppose he’s pin-up material. But certainly not to me!
He’s not bad looking, but I need a bit more than that.
This.
Santorum has a pinched-looking face. This is how I always picture him, looking a bit rodenty and repressed.
Physically, he’s moderately attractive, and no more than moderately attractive. However, his stance on various issues make him more repulsive than, say, a diseased ferret.
I apologize to ferret lovers. I should have said diseased warthog.
Nice try, Rick.
OK, pro tip, n00b … here are men that are routinely described as “damn handsome”
Not some tubby dork in a sweater vest. And law degree? As if that helps matters?!!?
Also, because no post involving a Rick Santorum photo is complete without it: the greatest picture in the history of the world, including the future.
People (ladies) can be misled about Santorum’s looks if all they ever see is photos of his face or footage of him showing only his uppermost body. The man is a pear. He has a very strangely-shaped mid-and lower body.
He could look like Brad friggin’ Pitt for all I care. Nobody that vile and cruel could possible be considered attractive by this here chick. Bleah.
Be aware that in addition to thinking that Santorum is not sexy, I am also of the opinion that santorum is not sexy either…
I like how Rick Santorum’s face is slightly off-kilter, as though someone punched him in the face so hard that his features spun around the back of his skull and returned almost to their original position, but not quite.
Or that’s what I like to imagine happened, anyway.
I think you owe an apology to the Warthog Lovers of America.
I’d go with diseased slime mold.
He looks like a younger Steve Forbes in that photo. Ew.
Part chipmunk, part ferret.
I’m thinking more “weasel”.
That and considering his views on sex, he probably only lasts about five seconds.
And it’s lights out, missionary only.