DD girl. Re: headlights. Yeah, I know, most of the time. The times I don’t know, DH usually points it out. 
Maybe not. But I submit breasts are eye-candy to some degree, no matter what.
Good point, Lizard, female breasts do attract attention.
And (going on a tangent, bear with me), some men do have a hard time looking at my face when they are talking to me. One guy in particular was really bad about talking directly to the girls.
Finally I called him on it. He was sitting at a table, I was standing and we were discussing something work-related, and he could not tear his eyes away from my breasts. So I sort of ducked down a bit to be right at his eye level and said, “They won’t talk back, you know.”
Well he got extremely flustered, turned red, said he didn’t realize I could tell where he was looking (oh please), and that was that.
The expression I use is “Turkey’s done!”…
Do women? Not being a wiseass, but I can’t imagine that being a look that attracts anyone. No offence intended, but I weigh a little less than that (and I’m 6’2"), and if I dressed like that, I wouldn’t expect a woman to give me a second glance, never mind a leer. Again, I don’t mean to be offensive, I’m just curious if that look actually works for, or against, you.
Yeah! That’s a great idea! I’ve always wanted to be whacked upside the head with a bag of frozen Niblets.
So…how YOU doin’? 
checks to see if it worked
I don’t blame you. It has to be frustrating, if not insulting. But, I really can’t blame that guy, too much, either. Men are visually oriented, and you put “the motherlode” right in his face. Of course he’s going to have a hard time (;)) ignoring it! That’s the way Mother Nature programmed us. I’m not even a “breast man”, but I’m sure I’d have had difficulty looking you in the eye, too, under those circumstances.
Yep, that’ll work. Now the only thing sticking out will be a patch of duct tape. Very sexy to most men.
Some gals seem to go out of their way to make sure the headlights are on. Like Debra Messing, AKA Grace Adler.
Must be a reason. Maybe so men WILL look?
Musicat, there are things you can wear under your clothes that give you permanent high-beams. I don’t remember what they’re called, and have no idea how to search for them without pulling up a ton of porn links. I’m sure someone will provide a link before too long.
You rang?
Oh, now I’m offended, you prick!
Davebear, I’m not saying that I don’t clean up every now and then. Of course I do! My choice of clothing just happens to be comfort, comfort, comfort. Even dressed up, though, my looks aren’t a strong point–I get by on charm, humour and flattery, instead.
That’s not a size-ist crack, is it?
:dubious:
Oh, and for the record, I’m 22.
Just being careful, since I seem to offend people without knowing how, around here. But, I see what you mean about your charm.
Nah! My best friend is 5’4".
Regarding the last part of that: I have a “magic trick” I use on the SO. If I look at one just right the little guy will perk up. This works whether or not she notices me staring. I can’t do both at once for some reason. Maybe I should practice more…
As to why guys find erect nipples attractive I’ve always bought into the bull’s eye theory. I think of it as a place to aim, especially on women with large targets.
do all you D and DD girls hide when I’m around?!
Oh for pete’s sake - I have a pair of boobs, not a trio!
Oh, sure, I’m aware of them suckers, and of course it would be naiive of me to assume that Grace Adler’s headlights are either flesh or plastic. But regardless of which, the show’s producers seem to make sure that she looks that way, and that’s the point, isn’t it?
So don’t destroy our fantasies!
Well, I’m a bit more than a DD (I hate to be that high up in the alphabet so I’ll just leave it at that), and I don’t care who’s looking as long as they know where to address all their conversations Seriously, Contrary, I did just about the exact same thing to a boss of mine once–except I said “hello, I’m up here.” It was never a problem after that. My only occasional concern is that the nipples are even–sometimes I gotta reach in and do a boob readjustment to make sure the headlights are on straight.
LOL! I’m with you on the adjustment, lauramariane!. They just gotta be even.
ROLF lauramarlane, I hear ya. I go pretty high on the alphabet myself, and sometimes it tough to keep both heading the same direction.
I don’t know how it must look to guys, but it’s something like not knowing which eye to look at because they’re not both looking at you.