Well, the radio show had been on for over ten years and doesn’t screen the calls – they let anyone on – which is one good point they have. However, over the years, the context of the show has gotten kind of rough and women seem to love it!
Example: Hello, Doc here.
Female caller: Hi. I want to talk about what Coach just said.
DOC: Sure, honey, sure. By the way, you wearing any panties?
Female caller: (Giggle) I certainly am. Hey, look, I don’t like Coach calling all us girls sluts.
DOC #2: Are you shaved?
Female caller: Shaved?
DOC #2: Yeah. Is your nappy dugout shaved or do you like the buggy bush around the stench trench or maybe a bacon strip?
Female caller: (Giggle) Shaved. Where does Coach get off saying all of us are sluts?
DOC #1: Well you are. You girls spread 'em for any man who buys you a drink. Are you fresh by the way? You know, down there?
Then they have events, like taking a somewhat mentally off guy, making him wear a diaper on stage at a bar, fill his diaper with Mayo, sardines, limburger cheese, peanut butter and so on and have him wander around as other ‘performers’ - like girls, come up and strip, perform fake lesbian acts on each other, form a line, legs wide spread and guys crawl through on their backs looking up at their exposed – uh – privates (this is the tunnel of poon) and, of course, some guys lean up to kiss it.
They get other guys on stage with a dildo and pretend to bugger them, have girls come up to do oral sex with the dildo and have prizes for the best one or have girls come up and dance pantiless – but dressed – exposing as much as they dare to the crowd. (The last time this happened, one girl was on the Tampex - and the string hung out. For the next two weeks they talked about that girl on the radio and her Tampex string and how gross it was.)
Oh, yeah. The diaper guy. After an hour or so, for donations of money, he has to eat some of the mix from his diaper.
They called up the owner of the Brittany Spears museum and asked her if she had either a pair of Brittany’s soiled panties there or a used Tampex from her – while broadcasting live to their audience. When they have live events, the women just flock there and if they notice a drop in female callers, all they have to do is ask for more women to call and they get them standing in line.
Guys call in to mention the most disgusting things about women that they can possibly dream up and the women take it. Some of the guys I’ve heard call I would consider to be rather dangerous because if they can think up such degrading things so easily, then that means they’ve thought about it before.
Like one guy just married a girl with a little 3 year old. Wifey gets on the air to tell a hilarious story about hubby and girl. It seems the little girl climbed in bed with them and crawled under the covers, so hubby, being a sweet heart, let loose a tremendous fart and gassed the kid out. I was appalled, but the radio hosts thought it was funny.
Guys brag about 69-ing a girl and farting in her face, doing anal and wiping any ‘residue’ off on her sheets when she isn’t looking, going to, uh, ejaculate in her mouth but switching at the last second and doing it in her eyes and laughing because it burned or pounding away with a condom on and, when she’s preoccupied, either ripping off the tip or pulling off the whole thing and finishing up unprotected because ‘it feels better’ or they like the ‘surprised expression on her face’.
And the women just call in and very rarely address this stuff. One who did was eventually run off of the air and considered a ‘frigid bitch who needs to get laid in the most degrading and humiliating way possible.’
One guy called up to brag about how he had picked up this girl, went home with her and he was real drunk and when he went down on her, he threw up. He thought it was funny the way she jumped up and rushed into the bathroom to clean herself up and blamed it on the smell of her vagina.
The station produces a calander of women and the women line up to be photographed and voted on to see who will get on the pages. (Uh, hot ones too! HOT! HOT! HOT!)
I’m confused. The last three girlfriends of mine I ‘mistakenly’ treated well and lost 'em. Maybe I should have asked them how their ‘stench trenches’ were.
I know one, maybe two, girls who if I had treated them as badly as these guys do their women, they’d have cheerfully kicked my ass.
And Stern. What is there about that obnoxious, ugly shit that attracts women to his show, including pretty, female movie stars? His crew looks like the welcome wagon from San Quenton or Thugs R Us.
I’m approaching middle age. I’m starting to get mystified. I think I’m getting a pretty good idea why most kids act like little shits.