Ladies, don't let lax vaginal hygiene cost you that big promotion!

[pbbth]

I would think the raging infection you’d get from spraying chemicals up your hoo-ha would cause much worse smells than a normal vagina. I can’t see why anyone would need anything other than regular showers, soap, and a daily changing of their underpants.

[tdn]

@Cicero

However, vaginal odour does occur and can be distracting in a not pleasant way.

I’m going to have to take your word for it. In all my years, I’ve never once noticed it.

[Boyo_Jim]

If a woman REALLY want a raise, she might practice her feminine hygiene during the interview.

[CalMeacham]

I would think the raging infection you’d get from spraying chemicals up your hoo-ha would cause much worse smells than a normal vagina.

The original vaginal sprays contained hexachlorophene, which kills germs, but:

Hexachlorophene can be lethal from percutaneous (through the skin) absorption.

Hexachlorophene

You wouldn’t get raging infections from the chemicals, but you could possibly get far worse.
They’ve been reformulated since.

[Broomstick]

@Baracus

@Broomstick

Huh.

I work in construction. I’m sure a freshly washed vagina will be noticed under the stanky funk of working all day in 90 degree weather with dirt, dust, machine oil, sawdust, industrial cleaning products, and my own funky brand of sweat. :rolleyes: Like those “feminine wipes” (do they have “masculine wipes”?) are going to make any difference whatsoever. “Yeah, that Broomstick - smells like a dead goat that’s been blasted by a skunk but wow - did you catch a whiff of her cootchie? Mmmmm! Like spring a fresh wildflowers!” Actually, with the guys I work with, I’d probably have better luck douching with beer and BBQ sauce, that seems to be what interests them…

Maybe you would be president of this company instead of “working all day in 90 degree weather with dirt, dust, machine oil, sawdust, industrial cleaning products” if you had better vaj hygiene.

Naw - the president/CEO is right there beside us, and he smells just as stanky by the end of the day (sort of a “rolled in roadkill with sweatsocks” deal). Apparently it’s an occupational hazard.

[Broomstick]

@Cicero

@Broomstick

Huh.
Seriously, when you’re fully clothed no one should be able to smell your vaj. .

The smell can be quite noticeable if the person does not have great hygiene.

Yes, but “great hygiene” can be achieved with ordinary soap and water, it does not require douching and wipes. Actually, douching can make an odor problem worse.

[Broomstick]

@pbbth

I would think the raging infection you’d get from spraying chemicals up your hoo-ha would cause much worse smells than a normal vagina. I can’t see why anyone would need anything other than regular showers, soap, and a daily changing of their underpants.

And if they DO need more than that it’s time to see a doctor!

[Bam_Boo_Gut]

@tdn

@Cicero

However, vaginal odour does occur and can be distracting in a not pleasant way.

I’m going to have to take your word for it. In all my years, I’ve never once noticed it.

Sign up for jjimms yoga class, tdn, if you feel you’re missing out. More than once when I used to do beauty treatments I had to whisper the magical words “bacterial vaginosis” to clueless clients, and “short course of antibiotics”.

[Chris_Luongo]

That ad only has half of what one needs to secure both a raise and a promotion

http://www.mintyass.com/

[jjimm]

@tdn

I can’t think of even one time in my life when I smelled a woman’s pussy when I did not have my face right down in there. And I work in an office full of women.

Seriously? Is this EVER a problem?

I worked with a girl who smelled bad at the best of times, but I could always tell when she was on her period by the offensive odor alone. And like I say above, there are some women who occasionally smell of bad pussy in my yoga class. I guess lycra doesn’t make a great olfactory barrier.

[Anaamika]

Boy, this thread isn’t making me ULTRA SELF-CONSCIOUS or anything.

mental note - better plan on TWO showers a day and not just one

[CalMeacham]

This thread makes me think about the Molly Ivins line that cracked me up. She was relating her experience being on an author’s panel, and noted that some people had other commercial tie-ins to their books. So she thought a good line to complement her book would be Texas Bar-B-Que-flavored vaginal gel.

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

@pbbth

I can’t see why anyone would need anything other than regular showers, soap, and a daily changing of their underpants.

And what if you can’t afford soap and new underpants without a raise, Miss Smartypants? :dubious:

[Serenata67]

@Revtim

“Ms. Bandersnatch, I’d prepared to give you the raise you requested, but first I have to ask you to explain the family of pelicans that followed you into my office…”

That made me laugh out loud, seriously. Hilarious.

[tdn]

@jjimm

I worked with a girl who smelled bad at the best of times, but I could always tell when she was on her period by the offensive odor alone. And like I say above, there are some women who occasionally smell of bad pussy in my yoga class. I guess lycra doesn’t make a great olfactory barrier.

Huh. Who knew?

Ignorance fought.

[jjimm]

tdn, your nested quoting stinks.

[tdn]

@jjimm

tdn, your nested quoting stinks.

So does my skill at editing before the 5 minutes are up.

[Uosdwis_R.Dewoh]

See women, there’s no glass ceiling. You all just have stinky vaginas. All of you! That’s why you didn’t have the vote either. Nobody likes to use a stinky voting booths.

[twickster]

@jjimm

tdn, your nested quoting stinks.

I fixed it. Gotta do something to earn my pay.

Hey, wait a second …

[tdn]

@twickster

I fixed it.

Thank you.