I blame the pelicans
You should really wash your vagina whether you want a raise or not, IMO.
Point number 5 has the quote: “Great job on the XXX project! You made me look good”, so I suspect that the ad is for someone who already works in porn.
See, I think this is reflective of how far feminism has come. In 1948, you were only supposed to worry about how your snatch smelled to your husband - now you’re supposed to worry how it smells to your boss. Talk about progress!
(Yes, that’s an ad for Lysol. To be squirted up your vagina. Maybe we have made *some *progress.)
So… they assume women are willing to accept a crotch sniffing boss as normal as long as they get paid? …what kind of a job are we talking about exactly?
You deserve a raise!
This thread is giving me a raise.
Shop towels.
I guess you’ll then have to make your own soap from rendered cooking fat and wood ash, and pick up used underwear at the Goodwill store!
(No, I don’t really mean that - but you just know some Randroid is going to berate the unwashed and smelly for their lack of initiative and laziness)
So that’s what she’s doing here. Explains a lot, really.
Noticed those products the other day. “I smell flowers!” “Thats my vagina!”
But if you’re not getting a raise, where’s the motivation?
I’m tellin’ ya, “Great job on the XXX project! You made me look good” is pretty clear.
I was sitting at the opthamalogist’s office just yesterday, opened up the nearest random magazine and gasped audibly when I saw that ad.
Are you fucking kidding me?
How to ask for a raise.
- Douche
- ???
- Profit!
Not to rain on everyone parade, but Summer’s Eve Feminine Wash is not a douche or douching solution; it’s an external cleanser. Yes, it’s sold for the cootchie – the outside of the cootchie.
The list is not numbered in order of importance, but in the order they’re done: Take a shower, eat breakfast, leave for work early, make some notes, bring your “attagirls,” etc. It’s not bad advice, and it could have been used to sell razor blades or antiperspirant.
Yes, I get the unintentional humor, but it’s hardly Onion-worthy.
Wouldn’t a bad smell give leverage when asking for a raise? “Sorry, I can’t afford to do any more washing…unless, well…if you could give me a raise…?”
Would they be impregnated with Goop or Lava Soap?
Probably just cheese cloth.
(hope the guy doesn’t need Sham-Wow…)
sandpaper
I’m wouldn’t be surprised to find such a product in an adult novelty/sex toy store.