Ice Ice Baby!
Earthman, you are doomed!
“No, I haven’t been waiting long. Why do you ask?”
“Yeah, Mom, I got the part! I’m playing Davy Jones in Pirates of the Caribbean: The Musical!..The icicles? Well, it’s community theater, Mom, and we really don’t have the budget for good prosthetics…”
Great Cthulhu says, “Turn up the heat, will ya?”
I 
Sweater Weather!
Fucking gas pump: Do you have a rewards card? Car wash today? Debit card Y/N? Billing zip code? Would you like a receipt? Transaction failed please see attendant
Me:
Winner!
Hahahaha. Thanks. I needed that. Dogs woke me up at 1:30am and was not able to get back to sleep. I needed a laugh.
These are all very good.
Dr. Wilhelm’s arctic experiments in measuring walrus sneezes disgusted his fellow scientists.
Stan: Willing to sacrifice his love.
Three men freeze to death in a friend’s backyard and then aren’t found for three days.
This was the friend.
The Ice Beard Surfers of Lake Superior | Local Legends (youtube.com)
ice surfing. how long will it take before it debuts in the winter olympics?