“A little brisk. Mosquitos aren’t bad.”
“Pass me a Molson, eh?”
Detroit Lions win a playoff game.
Satan:
Green Bay Packers quarterback pre-game interview. (Minnesota Vikings might seem a better fit but who are we kidding who that is?)
Why no ma’am, I do have a normal IQ. Why do you ask?
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli. "
Boy, Snow Miser is really letting himself go.
Hold my triton and watch this 
But it’s a wet cold.
Not quite as well known as Pericles, Themistocles, and of course, Heracles; was the Greek hero whose name was Icicles.
Open the door for your… mystery date!you win!
“Gesundheit.”
My favorite so far!
Lake Superior Man: too smart to move to Florida.
Dan
The best!
It took me a couple of reads to get it! Very good!
Andy Reid’s long lost son!
@Spoons FTW!!!
Anyone know a good barber?
A barber skilled in using a mini-blowtorch?