Wow, about as edgy as it was when VanHalen attempted a comeback with “For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge”. It was lame then and it’s lame now.
BLASPHAMY!! That shit rocked before 1992.
I’m surprised no one mentioned James Blunt. You’re beauuutifulll…
Or how about a little Five For Fighting. Supermaaaan is gaaaay…
I actually love If You Seek Amy. Don’t judge me.
Amy is a character in the song and it could have been a good innuendo, except the way the title is worked into the chorus doesn’t really make any sense: “All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy.”
My nomination is Summer Girls by LFO. Awesome catchy tune, ruined forever by such lyrical gems as “When I met you I said ‘My name is Rich’, you look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch.”
My nominee for this category is “Corona and Lime” by Schwayze:
You could be my Corona and lime
And I could be your main squeeze
And if your brother don’t like my style
We can take it to the street
We can take it to the street
I had this POS stuck in my head a few weeks ago. :mad:
For the person who posted “Elvira” by the Oak Ridge Boys: Thanks for reminding me of 7th grade P.E. While the boys were outside giving each other concussions while playing dodgeball, we girls were forced to line dance to “Elvira” and “You Never Can Tell.” I’m still not sure why.
Which indicates the songwriter didn’t expect the audience to get it without it being spelled out for them. That’s pretty sad.
Sometimes When We Touch by… hmm… fuck. Dan Hill? Was that the guy’s name?
Escape (The Pina Colada Song). You know it’s going to suck when it has parentheses in the title. Sussudio by Phil Collins. Kokomo by the Beach Boys.
Why yes, I did have a co-worker who listened to the Lite Rock station eight hours a day. Why do you ask?