Lance Armstrong's Ill-Gotten Gains

As Lance Armstrong has relinquished his fight against doping allegations, he has been stripped of his titles. Will he also obliged to return the moneys associated with winning these races?


Moving to the Game Room from GQ.

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He’s still a world champion. So he has that.

Is he? How is that determined in cycling?

You win the World Championships - either in the single stage race or the Time Trial. I think I am right in saying that Lance became World Champion before his cancer diagnosis and his tests from that era are not part of the investigation that USADA have undertaken.

Oh, ok. I did not know that.

How does he un-fuck Sheryl Crow?

Out-n-in, out-n-in, out-n-in…