Look, I’m not sure if you hare-brained male heterosexuals can read or not, but this is a men’s only event. If you want girls, there are plenty of other threads. I mean, I think even the USSC would uphold our right to have a gay orgy with just men - it is inherent to its nature. So all you wimmin-types - out with you. I’m sure andygirl would be happy to set up a lesbonic orgy thread if y’all are so inclined (and I’d suspect you wouldn’t want any menfolk there, either).
And you straight guys, although we’d like you to take a boner, give some head, or at least lie back and enjoy, if you’re going to be that much of a killjoy and still insist on being here, go off on the sidelines, watch, and mastrubate. If you can’t participate, at least be attractive eye candy for the rest of us.
But no girls.
Oh, and Beelzebubba:
Then you’re not doing it right - either lube up and learn, or get out. I’m sure one of my esteemed colleagues would be happy to show you the ropes (in more ways than one).
Now, then - where were we?