He looks busy. I think I’ll just waive over those muscular guys in the rainbow t-shirts; I’m sure they can sort this out.
So you’re not gay, but they guy under the table is?
“I meant the 10,000 guys I didn’t have inappropriate, pretty clearly sexual, contact with! :smack:”
CMC fnord!
He’s only gay if he see’s that the person under the table is a dude. In physics they call this Schrodenger’s Blowjob.
Hey, I’ve been known to stare at women’s breasts on occasion. Doesn’t make me straight.
And please, please, please don’t let Massa be gay. We don’t need him on our team.
Anyone else have the feeling this is going to end with Massa blowing his brains out?
Or at least until his lips get chapped.
I think Larry was baiting him with that question. Who knew, at his age, that Larry King would be a Massa-baiter?
He meant to say “ask the 10,000 guys I served under in the Navy.”
Regards,
Shodan
Or possibly “Ask the 10,000 guys I served in the Navy.” 24 years is a long time, after all.
You are killing me. My husband pronounces it May-sa, knowing damn well that’s not how it is pronounced.
You win
(I was going to come up with something, but nothing could top that one. Kudos to you, sir, kudos to you.
That’s a lot of seamen.
Fox News is reporting on the story in its typical neutral and professional manner:
Well, he did go into hiding for a week before manfully admitting it. Other than that, no games that I’m aware of.
Other sites are less delicate:
I’m waiting for Massa to insist it was non-sexual snorkeling.
Now I’m confused. I thought that was “teabagging”.
Oh, Massa was a Tea Bagger?
Why is Fox News beating around the bush. I thought they supported tea baggers?
In various readings, teabagging involves the mouth or the forehead. They needed a different name for putting your nuts on someone’s eyes, I guess.
Anyway in Massa’s… defense, or something, he’s actually accused only of an attempted snorkeling. I don’t want to picture what state of dress and undress he was in, but I’m not sure how you can be positive someone is going to do that, as opposed to any number of other sex acts, when he didn’t finish. And like teabagging, it sounds like a really ballsy thing to do to somebody who isn’t expecting it. At best you’re in for a swat to the testicles.
Done some mighty research in the cause of fighting ignorance, haven’t you? 