Larry Mudd, just for you.

Over in IMHO we’ve been having fun with one of the biggest dipshit militant veges I’ve ever seen, but nothing that couldn’t be dealt with.

On the way VeraGemini and Larry posted the old chestnut "It takes x pounds of grain to produce x fraction of beef. I pointed out that beef does not in fact require any grain to be produced, that it can be and frequently is quite easily produced using grass.

At about this stage Czarcasm decided that we had strayed from IMHO territory. No problems there. Howevre I’m not finished with this particular brand of ignorance and the associated mudslinging. I’m not actually angry enough for a pit thread, but I figured it would be just as easy to take it here as to GD.

Now that I’ve filled in the background for all the lurkers, on with the show.

Unsubstantiated whoppers Larry?
However, the animals have reached 50 to 70% of final live weight (45 to 65% of carcass weight) when they enter the feedlot, with the gain up to that time coming entirely or almost entirely from forage.

When that statement is combined with “Grazing lands supply 23% of the world’s beef production” on the same page does it really surprise you that 75% of the worlds beef is produced through free-range grazing. You have made the usual trick of assuming that every ounce of beef coming off a feedlot has been produced by that feedlot. Understandable ignorance but please don’t say that my comments are unsubstantiated whoppers until you know a little something about beef production.

I’ll find the original source that actually says C70% when I get back to the office Monday.

In the meantime how about an apology?

No, I took an ignorant old chestnut that you posted as being (underlined)FACT(/underlined) and revealed it to be so much bullshit.

No. we’re talking about things you hold as trueisms. The beef industry seeems quite happy to beleive that cattle can be produced exclsuively on pasture and peolpe have been eating exclusively pasture-fed beef for millenia. I doubt the beef industry hold it as a truism that grain is required to produce beef. That’s your particular cross.

Interesting that it happened to correspond to when I called you out for quoting that grain is required for beef production. For Chrissake Larry, cattle can live on grass. That’s a fact. I doubt I could provide a cite for that and I hope you don’t expect me to. If cattle can live on grass why does it require grain to produce beef? Answer me tht one simple little question

Larry I don’t give a shit what you beleive, but I do object when people post factoids on this board that are complete lies.

That is not a fact. It is a fact that it might take nine pounds of grain to produce one pound off beed, although the site I linked to above suggests 0.3 lbs in the US. It is a fact that it takes no grain to produce pasture fed beef. It is a fact that no grain is necessary to produce beef.

Sheesh, you swallowed a whopper that turned out to be a lie and were called on it.
No one’s criticising you, we all do it, just don’t try to defend it after it’s been shown to be false.

You know that I love and respect you, but you are arguing with this fuckwit why?.

My email addy is in my profile. Please, just DON’T. You know exactly what I mean - just don’t. My phone number isn’t even a secret - just email me - K?

Gaspode.

Let me give you my summary of how this unfolded:

VeraGemini: I think (I hope) we can all agree that while it is a less efficient use of agricultural resources to feed grain to animals, which are then consumed as food, it’s a moot point, because a lot of people want to eat meat.

Dale the Bold: No we don’t all agree on that. I think farm animals are shockingly efficient. … cows can eat alfalfa and grass and even those nasty “pickers” that grow in the field. … If cattle farming was as inefficient as so many people claim, then every farmer would have switched over to plants, and had done away with the animals.

Mudd: Well, yeah, they can eat grass. In fact, that’s what they’re supposed to eat. But feedlot operators don’t feed their cattle grass. … Saying that raising beef is efficient because cows can eat grass is like saying that diesel engines have less fuel emissions because they can run on vegetable-based fuel. They don’t. … Saying that raising beef is efficient because cows can eat grass is like saying that diesel engines have less fuel emissions because they can run on vegetable-based fuel. They don’t. …That being said, Tofu isn’t the most efficient use of soybeans. <description of tofu-making> Very inefficient - but worth it, if you’d rather eat tofu than baked soybeans. … I choose to eat tofu and other soya-protein products even though it’s “inefficient,” so I’m not about to criticize someone for eating steak because they like it better than bread.

Gaspode: Larry I’m thinking you missed Dale’s point. Meat production is a very efficient way to produce food under most circumstances. Just because some people choose to use inefficient production techniques does not mean we have to agree with VeraGemini’s assertion that meat is an inefficient food source. Cattle can eat grass, they can eat alfalfa, they can eat Acacia leaves and meat production from those foods is very efficient.
At this point, I reiterated that although superficially it would be “somewhat” more “efficient” to make bread with the grain, there is a demand for meat, and we have a grain surplus, so the argument is absurd. I provided a cite from the American Council on Science and Health, which thoroughly debunks the “efficiency” argument. However, they do acknowledge, “…cattle are relatively inefficient at converting feed into meat. It takes about nine pounds of feed to produce one pound of beef.” This is where I used the regrettable word “fact.” Facts are notoriously hard to pin down. Your cite from Agriculture Canada satisfies me that the grain-to-meat yield may be as much as three times that much. If you had supplied that cite earlier, it would have pleased me as well.

**Gaspode:**I pointed out that beef does not in fact require any grain to be produced, that it can be and frequently is quite easily produced using grass.

Yes, you did. I said that this didn’t seem to apply to the situation:
**Mudd: **This seems like sophistry to me. Almost all beef produced for human consumption in North America is raised on feedlots. Economics dictate that that’s the way it’s going to stay, so it doesn’t make any sense to argue that you could recycle lawn clippings for cattle-food.

**Gaspode:**No, it’s not sophistry. It can take the body fat of a dozen executed prisoners to make 2 cakes of soap. … Inefficiency in feedlotting =/= inefficiency in beef production and soap production in Dachau =/= sopa production in Arkansas.


This is where you seem to be losing it. Gaspode, I made it clear that I am talking about North America here. (There’s more grazing land in Australia and elsewhere, I know.)
If most soap was made from slaughtered jews, than it would be perfectly reasonable to say “It takes X slaughtered jews (and dissidents, homosexuals, etc. Let’s be inclusive,) to produce Y amount of soap.” But, thank god, there’s hardly any of that going on these days. I provided you with 3 industry cites li * * which show that Beef Production in America is reliant on feedlotting. It makes for better quality meat, and more of it.[/li]
When I said:
Mudd: It’s very hard to find beef that hasn’t come through a feedlot. You certainly won’t find it in a supermarket.

Your response was:
Gaspode:
It’s nearly impossible to find domestic olives in supermarkets. Would you say producing olives requires American soil?

If have a philosophical objecton to foreign imports am I forbidden form eating olives. Am I hypocritical for eating domestic olives?

If a morally acceptable product is difficult to find, it’s is, IMHO, still morally unacceptable to consume it and it’s still a lie if I say that all types of that product are morally unsound.

What the bloody blue fuck is that supposed to mean?
Can you explain it? Can someone else decipher it? When did I say “all types of that product are morally unsound?” I’m the guy that said:
Mudd: Most people like to eat meat, so it’s worthwhile to use the energy & resources to produce it.

Remember?

You get hung up on ‘It is a fact that it takes nine pounds of grain to produce one pound of beef,’ but decontextualize the hell out of it. I continued: ‘This is the basis of the “Vegetarian Fundamentalist” argument of beef’s inefficiency. There is a value judgement implicit in that argument: That we would be “better off” if we just kept the nine pounds of grain.’

I guess I should have said “It is a fact that in North America, feedlotted cattle produce somewhat less meat by carcass-weight than the weight of grain that they consume.”

Yes, you can raise a cow on nothing but grass. When I was growing up in rural British Columbia, we had a milkcow who did alright with the stuff. The horses got oats from time to time. But if you buy meat in North America, you can bet your ass it’s grain-fed. Unless it sucks. How many times do I have to repeat this? Oh, and another thing. In case you missed it the first four times. IT’S OKAY TO EAT MEAT IF YOU WANT TO.

Oh, and since this is the pit, I just want to take the opportunity to say.
Gaspode, I’m not 100% sure about this, but there’s a good chance you might be a dickhead.

I felt compelled to reply to this, because it was addressed specifically to me, but, as I said before, I am not an argumentative, proselytizing, whiny vegetarian. You’ll remember that when I joined the original thread, it was to politely point out to satori that he was being a pratt, and that John Robbins and Howard Lyman aren’t reliable sources of information. I have absolutely no interest in debating the relative merits of a vegetarian diet. Eat what you want to. It’s not going to have global consequences. I just don’t want my ass to get too fat. You got a problem with that?

I’d just like to say it again:
Gaspode, I’m not 100% sure about this, but there’s a good chance you might be a dickhead.

G’day.

Sheesh. Wasn’t entirely comfortable with that statement, even with all the qualifiers, so I looked at a random sampling of your posts over the last few days. They were pretty reasonable. So I’d like to retract that, alter it somewhat, and resubmit it:

Ya know, since this is in the Pit, and I can use anecdotes rather than cites, I’ll add my $.02 of personal experience.

My family lives on a lot of about 80 acres, about 20 of which are land suitable for grazing. Up until a couple of years ago, we let one local farmer use our land to graze his cattle (until he started ‘doing’ things on our land without consulting us, but that’s another story) So from spring until the first snowfall, they grazed. Winter, they ate alfalfa hay.

My father’s family raises Charolais cattle. They graze during the summer, and eat hay in the winter.

My community has pastures that farmers ship their livestock down from outside the province to graze on (primarily from Quebec, IIRC) 12 months per year. They used to be marshland, there’s a lot of it.

All this beef is destined for the N.A. market. If feedlots are so terribly prevelent, why is it that not one of my personal experiences involves one, regardless of the fact that the primary economy in the area is agriculture (and fisheries)?

Gaspode, Steer don’t spend their entire lives in feedlots. They spend most of it in pasture. When they are sent to the feedlot, it is called “finishing.” The feedlots just fatten 'em up for market.

It is interesting to note that, although you used quotation marks, you were careful not to quote your cite exactly. Allow me:

My emphasis, of course. This is a pretty clear statement. I interpret it to mean “Grazing lands supply only about 23% of the world’s beef production.”

That you can quote this statement, and then follow it up by asking “does it really surprise you that 75% of the worlds beef is produced through free-range grazing?” does surprise me. Are you drunk?

[PREVIEWS]

Venoma: Take a look at the flow chart on this page. If they’re intended for human consumption, they still go to the feedlot for finishing.

Cheers.

Sheesh.

All this quouting each other and other bickering around… let me just say this, ‘Larry Mudd’s alright in my book’.

Larry- let him spout, it isn’t worth the trouble.

Ahh.

That quote did end my quandary :slight_smile:

Don’t sweat it, Larry. Gaspode has been prone to that type of stuff on this subject the last couple of days. Over in this thread: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=99112 I wrote a short, concise paragraph on the thermodynamic efficiency of trophic levels and Gaspode seized on it. He/she started spouting off about African grasslands, aquaculture, and all sorts of other irrelevant shit.

What annoyed me was the assumption that I was arguing from a vegetarian standpoint about the environment. I am not a vegetarian and I was only offering a quick bio 101 on trophic level energy conversion. It was GQ for christ sakes. Gaspode seems to have a fondness for straw men.

Two other things:

Reprise, you are coming across as a lackey for Gaspode. It would be nice if you could develop your own opinions.

Larry, I would second Cnote’s assertion that you are allright, but you wrote this:

so I think you’re a freak. :slight_smile:

-Beeblebrox


“Good evening,” it lowed and sat back heavily on its haunches, “I am the main Dish of the Day. May I interest you in parts of my body?”

Gaspode, the main slinging of mud ignorance in the original thread came from you. (And Satori, on the ignorance side, but he/she was being nice about it. I concur that Diet For a New America is a dubious resource.)

You say you have no axe to grind, yet you mention vegetarians in the same context as holocaust deniers? In another post you bring up making soap from concentration camp prisoners in Dachau and killing Lithuanian children to steal their kidneys for organ transplants? WTF?? Are you trying to invoke Godwin’s Law here? I repeat, what do you have against vegetarians?

“Vegetarian diets are healthier than ‘average Western diets high in fat and cholesterol’” and “excess meat consumption is bad for you” were exactly the points I was trying to prove with that cite. I also refer to a “balanced” vegetarian diet, which would mean one in which the vegetarian did not eat sticks of butter or tubs of Crisco, or drink cottonseed/palm oil directly from the jug. Geez. I was giving you credit for understanding what a saturated fat was. You seem to be convinced that there is something inherently unhealthy about a vegetarian diet, despite the evidence presented. Believe what you wish there.

Thanks for the support Cnote. [sub](Can I get an autographed copy of that book?)[/sub]

Actually, I’m starting to wish he’d spout a bit more, or at least that someone would agree with him. It would be fun.

No worries. It’s perfectly logical to assume that grazing cattle would head straight to the slaughterhouse. I wish a certain party would take the time to look at my cites and respond appropriately, rather than continueing to automatically gainsay every assertion that I make, (and more irritatingly, ones that I haven’t made.)

Beeblebrox, I see that Gaspode’s M.O. is the same in the link that you posted, ie:[ul]Sensible Person: What Total Loonie says is a load of bollocks, however, it does contain this grain of truth: [insert cite]
Gaspode: Total Loonie is wrong, and you are not only wrong, you’re lying![/ul]I did get a chuckle out of this, though:

Mmmmmm… tripe

Ha. Actually, I’m with you there, I don’t eat a lot of tofu– It takes a mean black-bean sauce to make it even halfway edible. I’m a bigger fan of Textured Soya Protein and Fried Wheat Gluten, which, disgusting as they sound, are actually pretty toothsome. (You can make a decent vindaloo with either of them, that my omnivorous friends can’t get enough of.) (Love the quote from The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, BTW.)

VeraGemini, thank you so much for introducing me to Godwin’s Law. Something good has come of all this, at least.

You’re welcome, Larry. :slight_smile:

Until Gaspode shows up again…

I actually like tofu a lot. The secret is to press all the water out, marinate it in something yummy (I like vegetable broth and soy sauce with a little 5 spice and tabasco sauce), then slowly sauteé it until it dries out and turns golden.

While the entire SDMB community waits in breathless anticipation for Gaspode to return to this fascinating debate, I thought I’d address his confusion over the grain-to-meat conversion in a little more detail.

Gaspode, that word, “ignorance”, is liable to turn around and bite you on the ass. Your style of argument works fine, assuming that the person you’re dealing with actually is ignorant, or is relying on a dubious source of information. I’ve backed up all of my statements (uncontroversial as they are) with credible cites from industry sources. You accuse me, (and by extension, the sources that I cite,) of making false assumptions about beef production. I make no assumptions. I am careful to quote sources that cannot be accused of having a vegetarian bias. Because your anti-vegetarian bias is so pronounced, I can even safely use cites from sources that clearly have a pro-beef bias. Like this one:

[quote]
How much grain and protein supplement are required to produce a pound of retail beef?[ul][li]1,200-pound beef cows marketed at 7 years of age have consumed a total of 840 pounds of protein supplement (120 pounds per year).[]500-pound feedlot calves fed to 1,100 pounds consume 6.5 pounds of total feed (80 percent grain and protein supplement) per pound of gain.[]750-pound feedlot yearlings fed to 1,200 pounds consume 7.2 pounds of total feed (90 percent grain and protein supplement) per pound of gain.[*]Yield of retail beef per pound of live weight is .45 pound (.35 pound for cows).[/ul][/li][/quote]
So, even a “beef-cow” that never goes to a feedlot still consumes about two pounds of grain and protein supplement for each pound of meat supplied. These animals, however, are generally not considered as marketable as feedlotted steer, and consequently are mainly used for ground beef and pet food. You assert that nearly two-thirds of the world’s beef is produced without consuming any grain. Who is speaking from a position of ignorance of beef production?

Most of the week has passed-- “Where’s the beef?” (Extra points if you can find a cite from a group that advocates a vegetarian diet.) :wink:

Guy, I pointed out (pretty politely, I think,) that you posted an unsupported and inaccurate statement, while validating the bulk of your argument. You respond with: “Larry I don’t give a shit what you beleive, but I do object when people post factoids on this board that are complete lies.” And then you have the unmitigated gall to ask for an apology?