It had that complete blankness of expression that is what I find amusing about pigeons. I did fear being shat on. As I do in real life, but from seaguls, not pigeons.
Any dream analysts?
I think I should re-calibrate my mundanity filter.
The meaning of this dream is clear: you need to replace your pillow as it is giving you inadequate neck support.
Um, not sure I get the neck-support reference (probably a clever witicism that goes over my head) but the link was interesting.
Here is another link, (because I took the picture and quite like it)