The licking…
The slurping…
The tongues in nether regions…
The soft mewing sounds…
Legs straight up in the air…
Bodies entangled…
Racaus rumbling sounds.
I couldn’t sleep a wink.
That’s the last time I let my cats sleep in my bed.
Are you sure it was the cats?
I would just like you to know that I just got in trouble because the teacher read the parts BEFORE the cat part.
I’m now being glared at. Thanksabunch
ha ha ha!
sorry Miss Magic8ball - i had to laugh… 
Reeder, please, just tell me one thing: how do you get their tongues to approach your nether regions? I’ve been trying for years to get my cat to do that. 
I think she meant their own nether regions.
I think notcynical was makin’ funny.
I own three cats. I have surrendered the bed to them now, and am sleeping in the crate.
The answer is tuna fish!
What? What?? Stop staring at me!
That brown vitamin paste works better…
Catnip. Go with the catnip. Or, you never know, tey might just be curious enough look their selves…
We had a two-kitty pile-up in bed last night. It was the best! Mmmmm…warm, soft little kitties just purring and being sleepy.
Honestly find it funny you ignored the strangeness of his request though.
Having seen what happens to my youngest cat when she is exposed to catnip, I will never, ever leave any anywhere near my nether regions. :eek:
Nip it in the butt.
Could be worse.
Could be dogs.
Bonsai: I say this calls for action and now! Nip it in the butt! First sign of kittens going wrong, you’ve got to nip them in the butt.
Reeder: I’m going to have a talk with it. What else do you want me to do?
Bonsai: Well, don’t just mollycoddle it.
Reeder: I won’t.
Bonsai: Nip it! You go read any book you want on the subject of kitty discipline and you’ll find every one of them is in favor of butt-nipping.