Last verse switch-ups

Drinking a few(ahem)glasses this evening…
I was thinking about last minute hard reverses in songs. With reminded me a bit the local thread
https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=888795

but made me think more about songs where the last verse(or possibly an alteration) in the chorus changed the whole damn thing.
My example Lorelei by the Pogues post MacGowan)end
a long lost love ballad, for the long lost love Lorelei which suddenly at the end

But if my ship, which sails tomorrow
Should crash against these rocks,
My sorrows I will drown before I die
It’s you I’ll see, not Lorelei

turns into a second person address.

DEVO’s Beautiful World goes like this:

This scheme repeats 3x and then we hear

But my favorite is in Freedom Of Choice. We hear repeatedly

Until the very end when they switch it up and note

ETA: Notably, a band called Psychotica did a fairly admirable cover of the song back in the '90s, but they totally fucked it up by singing “Freedom of choice/Is what you want” at the end.

Oh favorite example of a song with a “punchline” is The Grateful Dead’s *Me and my Uncle. * The narrator tells a story of how he and his uncle jointly cheated some cowboys at a game of poker, and fled with the money after killing a couple of them. He concludes

First word in previous post should be"My" not “Oh”. Damn autocorrect.

Jim Croce’s You Don’t Mess Around with Jim.
Chorus is:
You don’t tug on Superman’s cape
You don’t spit into the wind
You don’t pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger
And you don’t mess around with Jim

Then Jim gets beat up by a guy named Slim. The last verse changes to “And you don’t mess around with Slim”.

A famous example is “Green Green Grass of Home” where the idyllic scenes of returning home get flipped in the last verse and we realize the singer is a prisoner on death row:

Parchman Farm by Mose Allison. (Parchman Farm itself is a prison)

First verse:

The verses lament about the prison life, until the final line:

“Margaritaville” goes through that kind of progression at the end of the chorus after each verse. First it’s “But I know it’s nobody’s fault.” Then it becomes “Now I think…hell, it could be my fault.” Finally it ends with “And I know, it’s my own damn fault.”

My Girl Bill.

The last chorus adds a comma. Best use ever.

Tom Paxton’s Saturday Night. In the first two choruses:

Mary & Eddie are busy indeed
Making up for lost time in the rear.

The third one:

Mary & Eddie are being arrested
For making up time in the rear.

Oh one my faves is “Gimme Shelter” by the Stones.

Throughout, the refrain is “War, children, is just a shot away.”
Then, “Rape, murder, is just a shot away.”
But at the end, it switches to, “Love, sister, is just a kiss away.”

Brilliant!

Jim Croce again, this time the first line of the verses. First two times through:

“Operator, well could you help me place this call” as he’s trying to call his ex

Third and final time through:

“Operator, well let’s forget about this call” when he realizes he doesn’t really want to talk to her.

The Mamas and the Papas, the autobiographical Creeque Alley:

“And no one’s getting fat except Mama Cass” the first four verses while everyone is struggling to get by changes to

“And everyone’s getting fat except Mama Cass” the last time as they find success.

Harry Chapin of course does this a lot

In Cat’s in the Cradle, we go from “When you coming home Dad” to “When you coming home Son”

In “Get On With It” the person who sings “Get on with it” and the person who sings “Let’s take it slowly” switch places, and the meaning of “it” shifts as well.

Just to take two examples…

Those songwriters are wiley

To those who think country music is only saccharine odes to momma, truck drivin’, and drinking:

Dolly Parton - To Daddy

For those who don’t want to listen all the way through, the final verse:

She never meant to come back home
If she did, she never did say so to daddy
Goodbye to daddy

Probably unintentional but in the last verse of Beatles’ “Ob-la-di, Ob-la-da” McCartney mixes up the character’s names so “Desmond stays at home and does his pretty face and in the evening she still sings it with the band.” (It was Molly doing her pretty face on the previous verse.)

In Evanescence’s Call Me When Your Sober, the verses are

Don’t cry to me, if you loved me
You would be here with me
You want me, come find me
Make up your mind

but the last verse is…

So don’t cry to me, if you loved me
You would be here with me
Don’t lie to me, just get your things
I’ve made up your mind!

In the last chorus, City of New Orleans switches from “Good morning, America” to “Good night, America.” This emphasizes that passenger rail is disappearing in the U.S.

Another Arlo one: You can get anything you want at Alice’s Restaurant. The last chorus adds “excepting Alice.”