For the past few years I have been poisoning your food, but don’t worry, the antidote is in…in the…
Would you consider the climactic moans of an orgasm to be last words? It’s always how I wanted to die…
If not, I’ll say, “Oh God… Oh God… Oh God…”
Yer pal,
Satan
Sorry, can’t resist: Anybody read the Icelandic sagas ?
In Njals saga, a warrior is told to climb a roof, look through a hole and see if “Gunnar” is home. He climbs, he looks, and he immediately falls from the roof, blleding from an axe wound in the head. When asked “Was Gunnar there ?”, he simply replies: “I can’t tell for sure. But his axe was.” - and dies. Now, if one could be as cool as that…
Norman.
Worrying is the thinking man’s form of meditation.
I gotta side with Polycarp here. . . though I’d start singing “Life Is A Lemon And I Want My Money Back” by Meat Loaf. 
– Sylence
If a bird doesn’t sing, I’ll wait until it sings.
- Tokugawa Ieyasu
“The nourishment is palatable.”
Uke
I am now going to start a worm farm.
“Who is this guy dressed and red? And why does he keep prodding me with a farming impliment?”
Or
“I see death approaching, and whoa, is she a babe.”
>>Being Chaotic Evil means never having to say your sorry…unless the other guy is bigger than you.<<
—The dragon observes
Ike, you’re weird? Millard Fillmore?
I always thought it would be funny to go out acting like Red Foxx in Sanford and Son, “oh…oh…Here I come baby…”
What I tell you three times is true.
The Hunting of the Snark.
Lewis Carroll
Personally, I’d like to go out as ironically as General John Sedgewick.
Upon seeing his troops driven back by sporadic sniper fire, General Sedgewick rode to the front and shouted, “Come back to the line, you cowards! They couldn’t hit an elephant at this dist”
JMCJ
Winner of the Mr. & Mrs. Polycarp Award for Literalizing Cliches for knowing an actual atheist in a foxhole.
[huffily] There is nothing WEIRD about Millard Fillmore, my good man. He was…a remarkable man.
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_107.html
Uke
Ah, Millard Filmore. His generation’s Patrick Buchanan.
JMCJ
Winner of the Mr. & Mrs. Polycarp Award for Literalizing Cliches for knowing an actual atheist in a foxhole.
Cecil said:
LMAO! Thanks Ike! 
What I tell you three times is true.
The Hunting of the Snark.
Lewis Carroll
Aw Shit!
Or if I was to play this straight: “I love you”.
VB
I could never eat a mouse raw…their little feet are probably real cold going down. :rolleyes:
Watch this, I saw it done on a cartoon once.
I drank what?!?
(-socrates
Moose. Indian.
(-Hemmingway I think)
Mine’s most likely to be “Oh shit” or at least “Oh”. Based off of my last reaction to impending death. (Taking a turn on I-5 at 70 mph in the rain. Almost.)
http://www.madpoet.com
Clerks - Just because they serve you doesn’t mean they like you.
“Now you see me, now you-”
An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille.
Actually, knowing me, my last words are going to be “Trust me. I know exactly what I’m doing.”
An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille.
Motioning Loved one over…then reaching up feebly laying a hand on their shoulder and whispering as I die “Tag, your it.”
(This is basically something that really happened, I believe it involved the Parker Brothers, of the game company, but I might be wrong.)
>>Being Chaotic Evil means never having to say your sorry…unless the other guy is bigger than you.<<
—The dragon observes
Thoreau.
This is sick, but I’ll tell it anyway. People pull this sometimes on film sets. Get a dollar bill, stretch it tight between your hands, and “flap” it repeatedly. Sorry, I can’t think of a better way to describle that. It will make a sound arguably like helicopter blades. Ask, “What’s this?..The last thing Victor Morrow ever heard.”
Remember, I’m pulling for you; we’re all in this together.
—Red Green
“You people of Earth are stupid! Stupid, I say! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!”
Hehehehehe…boy, that would leave my loved ones thinking. Except my mom. She’d laugh her ass off.
Changing my sig, because Wally said to, and I really like Wally, and I’ll do anything he says, anytime he says to.