Assuming a best case (!) scenario of being
compos mentis at the time of your passing, what would your last words be? I mean, if you knew your terminal breath was coming up in 5.8 seconds, what pearls of wisdom would drop from your lips?
I’d like mine to be:
"I’ve never said anything about this before now, but you have to know: the hidden treasure is buried 500 yards east of the … "
I’d like to just focus my eyes on a point in the distance over someone’s left shoulder, put a pleased expression on my face, and say, “Oh, now I get it!”
[heart monitor]Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee . . .
Ya know, just to make people wonder.
“Try the chicken and waffles!”
I’d like for my last words to be something along the lines of “Oh God! Oh God! Yes! YES! YES!!!”
“This is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.”
I see the light, but feel a dildo! Nooooo…
I’d probably croak out a “Zepeelin rules…” while making the devil sign.
June 28, 2005, 5:33pm
In a few short seconds
my Thing One and Thing Two
are going to loosen their hold
on some urine and poo.
“If I’m lyin’, I’m dyin’!”
June 28, 2005, 5:40pm
Hey, y’all!! Watch this!!!
I can’t decide between:
“It is accomplished.”
“With my last breath
I curse Zoidberg!”
“This life brought to you by Coke”
Eb-a-de-eb-a-de-eb-a-de-eb-a-de—That’s all folks!
:: Insert Merry Melody Here ::
Are we sharing an image of a dead old man wearing a huge grin, with his hand clapped over the face of his elderly friend?