trump can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as he gets him some golden showers
- Obama Shave
Somehow I don’t think that the electorate that yawned at multiple allegations of Trump sexually assaulting women will care much about allegations that he hired sex workers to piss on each other. Because, Killery’s emails!!!
How does one blackmail Trump, by the way? Isn’t blackmail based on the premise that the victim will cave to the blackmailer’s demands to avoid embarrassment? Just how the fuck do you embarass Trump? What could possibly cause his supporters to desert him or his opponents to have a lower opinion of him?
And yet it seems to have gotten under his thin skin sufficiently to drive him to blast out his butthurt in ALL-CAPS.
The peeing part isn’t the important part. The important part is that he’s alleged to have worked with/been used by the FSB. If he paid them for intelligence, that’s treason, right? Or does it have to be a country we’re in a declared war with?
This JUST surpassed “90% of the brain” on the list of overused nonsense! Mozchron, you win a Straight Dope DVD set.
From the CNN article:
That’s not to say that the details are all 100% but it seems like they have confidence in the broad strokes.
The thing about the golden showers allegation is that the report claims the Russians have video of the incident. We don’t know exactly what our noble President Elect was doing during the episode but I can guess he was not sitting there in a suit and tie looking Presidential.
The reason why this is a big deal is that Russians are apparently using the video to blackmail Trump. Do X, Y, and Z or we will release the video. Which would explain why Trump is praises Putin every chance he gets.
John was being sarcastic.
The presidency would indeed to go Pence should Trump step down today. Unless Pence was involved too. Then Paul Ryan wins and we still all lose, but in a more traditional run-of-the-mill kind of way.
The real conspiracy? The Republicans knew about this all along. They planned on releasing it after the election results were finalized but before Trump took office. They’ll force him to resign and Pence, the conservative they really wanted, becomes President.
Of course, I made all that up … or did I?
This picture will need a color update.
This alleges McCain knew about this. I can never keep track though, is the Guardian one of the trash British papers?
Here’s a great movie plot: Trump never wanted to run his hobby campaign beyond a couple months, but the Russians kept bribing him to continue on. Then they started blackmailing him, all the while he just wants to get out, but doesn’t want to get taken down by the Russians and/or go to prison, so he just keeps on campaigning-- but campaigning really, really badly, and saying really stupid shit, even leaking offensive video of himself-- hoping and praying he can just finally lose this fucking election already and go back to just being a shitty businessman with a lot of gold plated crap in his houses and banging hot chicks on pool tables…
Finally having time to read the entire thing, I think it’s legit. That doesn’t mean everything is 100% accurate. Just… legit. Now, whether or not Trump was having golden shower parties or maybe he just stiffed some hookers that decided to make up the story is unknown, but this is a company that issues periodic intelligence papers to customers on subjects they’d be interested in and it’s filled with inner workings of Russian politics on a scale that would be tedious to fake unless you’re conversant on the inner workings of Russian politics. There is quite a bit that can be corroborated and substantiated given a little time.
You’re kidding, right? Perhaps not, but it’s child’s play to have that information.
This is how the KGB worked in the bad old days, and there is no reason not to think it’s still how Putin, a former KGB officer, operates. When I traveled in Eastern Europe during the SSR days on a diplomatic passport, it was assumed that your hotel room was bugged, both with cameras and listening devices. Every time I went to Prague or Warsaw or any other bloc country, I was given the same hotel room each time. This happened to all of us who routinely traveled in that part of the world. When we went to restaurants, we were always given the same table, because that was one of the bugged tables for westerners. Nearly everyone who worked in hotels where westerners were directed to stay were KGB operatives, likely now FSB officers.
The State Department thoroughly indoctrinates young officers and staffers as to what to expect and what to look out for in terms of compromising situations. It wouldn’t surprise me in the least if all of this about Trump is true, because he has had no security training and probably believes that his wealth protects him somehow.
I’m sorry…im losing track of all the “Trump bombshells”…is this the one where Tom Arnold has tapes of Trump using the N-Word or is it “Russia has hacked Vermonts electrical grid?”
Considering Trump’s level of intellectual and emotional maturity, I’d say it’s perfectly in character for him.
Leak a copy of his bank statement and/or a dick pic.
The New York Times confirms the BuzzFeed document is the one that has been circulating in intelligence circles. It is not fan fiction.
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/10/business/buzzfeed-donald-trump-russia.html
Um, no Chefguy I was dead serious. Especially about Putin not being able to spare $20.:rolleyes:
Yes, skdo23 was kidding. S/he mistakenly thought Okrahoma was suggesting that it was a highly improbable coincidence for Trump to be given the same suite the Obamas had previously occupied, which would indeed be a naive suggestion (although it didn’t happen to be the suggestion that Okrahoma was actually making). The “how could the Russian government have known” etc. was sarcasm.
(ETA: Why yes, I am painfully literal.)