Leaked Star Wars III Script!!!

[Badtz_Maru]

INT - CLONE CAFETERIA
Boba Fett is sitting with a bunch of clones and eating an orange foodsubstance from a bowl. Everyone is eating except one clone, DIFFERENTCLONE, who looks sullen.

			BOBA FETT
You there, why do you look so sad?

			CLONE
Don't talk to him, he's different, we don't like him.

			BOBA FETT
We are clones, how could it be that he is different.

			CLONE
He is shorter than us and he looks different, and he has given	himself a name.

			BOBA FETT
(Angry) Boy! Is this true? What name have you given yourself?

			DIFFERENT CLONE
I call myself HAN SOLO, sir. Because I am in solitude because 
the other clones don't like me. I am ashamed of myself.

			BOBA FETT
As well you should be, boy. We are supposed to all be clones,
but you look different, which makes you a threat to our morale.
You are hereby banished from the clone army, never to return.
			
			HAN SOLO
That suits me fine, I will make my way as a rogue.

Han Solo gets up from the table, knocks over his chair, picks up a
duffel bag and walks away. He opens the bag and there is a puppy
inside. He takes it out and kisses it on the head.

Heh, that’s one of my favorite scenes. Yeah, it’s a joke, but it made me get a few belly laughs. Here’s the link…

http://somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1600

WARNING: Though the link itself is work-safe, some of the ads run on that site are questionable (no ‘real’ porn ads and no nudity in the ads, but ads for sites like ‘Virtual Loving’).

			HAN SOLO
It is okay, Chewbacca, we will be all right.

[Badtz_Maru]

Eek, I previewed and everything, that last line ‘HAN SOLO It is okay, Chewbacca, we will be all right’ should have been at the end of the quoted section.

[Peg]

Ooo, wait until the PETA/SPCA people bang on Lucas’ door for keeping a puppy inside a duffle bag for who knows how long!

[sirtonyh]

I didn’t really read this thread but I did see the words “Han Solo”, “Chewbacca” and “Virtual Loving” close enough together that I don’t want to click on the link any more.