My list
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Darthy cut meesa hand off!
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Love your Dress.
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- Obi Wan did WHAT?*
My list
Darthy cut meesa hand off!
Love your Dress.
Thanks. Its made of the Ewok fur
Snake Plissken? I heard you were dead!
It’s not really a Star Wars movie without “I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”
“Luke, you’re my father.”
It’s not even a 20-minute episode of the Clone Wars.
The Millennium Falcon during an intense combat scene.
*Han Solo: These maneuvers are going to make a real mess of this scrap heap.
Passenger: Are we going to disintegrate?!
Han Solo: No, the lavatories aren’t designed to handle negative G’s.
[Chewie pinches his nose and lets out a growl of disgust]*
Han Solo: Luke, can you use The Force on my sciatica?
“If you weren’t my sister…oh, what the hell…”
Some reference to the Endor Holocaust.
Han: Uh, Luke, lately when I’m in bed with Leia, my little Stormtrooper won’t come to attention. Can you help me out with that?
Anyone to Han Solo: I hate you.
Han: I know.
“Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?”
Allons-y!
Princess Leia: Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?
“The Force gives you power over weak minds!”
We’d better get back, 'cause it’ll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night… mostly.
Where’s the can on this thing, Lando?
I’ll be back.
What? Obi-wan could have said it.
“I find your lack of faith disturbing!” :mad:
Luke: Shit! My bionic hand froze up! R2, shag me that WD-40.
WD-40: Do you require something, Master Luke?
*"Im . . . . your . . . . father . . . . "
“With all due respect, I was was hoping it was going to be Bill Gates.”*
“Do. Or do not. There is no 11th place trophy.”
*"I love you.
“I know. But the 1981 version was so much hotter, and now Im banging Ally McBeal.”*
“You’ve never heard of the Millennium Falcon? … It’s the ship that made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.
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“All right, all right, 8 parsecs . . . . and YES if you round up 7.6, its STILL 8, wise-ass!”
*“May the force be with you.”
"Thanks Dad, but a couple C-notes is all I need to get me through the month.*
"Er, I’m Obi-Wan’s PERSONAL ASSISTANT, and I was just stopping in to see if you two could do lunch next Wednesday? Would 12:30 or 1 o’clock work better? Either one would be great . . . . "*