…and my uncle.
[Dueling banjos start to play in the background]
“Now, don’t you worry. The saucers are up there. The graveyard is out there. But I’ll be locked up safely in there.”
“Give these people air!”
Han “You’ve never heard of the Millennium Falcon? … It’s the ship that made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.”
Astronomer “You do know a parsec is a measure of distance, not time?”
Han “Uh, OK … It’s the ship that made the Kessel run in less than a light-year.”
Astronomer :smack:
“Squeal like a Jawa!”
“This conflict surely has been a series of… STAR WARS”
Everybody looks straight at camera
“Midichlorians ? Ha ! How gullible Obi-Wan was, I wanted to know. Hook line and sinker, he bought it.”
Qui Gon Jinn he also told.
Episode [del]VII[/del] IV
THE FORCE AWAKENS
“Oh yeah? Well fuck you, Chewie!”
- spoken by anyone.
“There is no Light or Dark. There is only the Force.”
"So, I’m tendin’ bar there at Ecklund and Swedlin’s last Tuesday, and this little guy’s drinkin’ and he says, ‘So where can a guy find some action? I’m goin’ crazy out there at the lake,’ and I says, “What kinda action?” and he says, ‘Woman action, what do I look like?’…
“We’re gonna need a bigger boat”.
What? It’s a great line!
“Luke, I am your father”
That way, obnoxious trivia nerds can be cut off at the knees when they butt in with “That line wasn’t in the movies! HAWHAWHAWHAW!”
Oh, and:
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”
Heck, let’s just make those the only 2 lines in the movie.
Adherents of vaguely-defined mumbo jumbo religions really fricking gullible are. Endlessly entertaining to me it is. When like me 900 years your are, just as bored will you be.
Apparently, The Force was as bored with eps I, II and III as the rest of us.
“That’s no moon. Han, pull up your damn pants!”
“Yeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssss!”
I said no banthas! That’s one two three four FIVE banthas!
“I am Jabba’s son, ‘Pizza’”
Qui Gons force ghost: I have a particular set of skills…