R2-D2: “You still got that bag I gave you?”
“Get your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty Wookiee!”
Han: “Good. Bad. I’m the guy with the blaster.”
Smoke me a Gungan, I’ll be back for breakfast
Chewie: (roars)
If R2-D2 is shagging WD-40, what kind of rating is this movie going to have? ![]()
Soylent Green is Ewoks!
4Q2
Second star to the right and straight on til morning
“Live long and prosper.”
“Never give up! Never surrender!”
“Man, that’s a distracting lens flare on the screen…”
“My name is Inigo Fett, you killed my father, prepare to die!”
I’M THE KING OF THE WORLDS! Whoo hoo!
So basically Master Yoda; by no attachments you mean that marriage bad, one night stands good?
Get laid, many women yes. Ring no. Is the Yoda way. Use Jedi mind trick. “I am the guy you are looking for”.
Oh, these are the droids we’re looking for.
“Luke! LUKE! Give it TO ME, baby! OOoohh!”
"God, I love that cinnamon bun hairdo…!"
Han “Leia, when I said tell me everything about yourself I didn’t think you’d spend seven hours on your father.”
Leia “Some people think that’s the best part.”
Han “Well, maybe children.”
Leia “What’s wrong with it? It’s an action packed tale of how an innocent boy becomes corrupted and deceived by power.”
Han “Yeah, but why go into detail about the Trade Federation. I got most of that in high school history.”
Leia “Most of my family are politicians and heavily involved in regulating the galactic economy. All that stolen cargo you dealt in had to come from somewhere you know.”
Han “Alright, alright. But please-a tell me we won’t be seeing this Uncle Jar-Jar of yours.”
Leia “Well…”
Son of Greebo: “I want my father back, you son of a bitch!”