Luke: I’m getting too old for this shit!
“DO NOT WANT!!!”
Han: Watcha readin’?
Leia: Star Wars Legends.
Han: Fanfic? Are you serious?
Leia: It adds depth.
Han: You know none of that bantha shit happened! You were there!
The thetans will be with you. Always.
Leia “We ran into some old friends.” **Han **“With crystal skulls. Why’d it have to be crystal skulls?”
Alternatively:
*Come with me if you want to live! *
Luke, “Midichlorians? Midichlorians? We don’t need no stickin’ Midichlorians!” {blasts yodi}
Jar-Jar Binks, shaking his fist, just before Han throws him into a Carbonite chamber,
“Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!”
Many Bothans died to bring you this movie
Chewie, prepare to make the jump to ludicrus speed
my swartz is bigger than your swartz
Declan
“Wait a minute, is that… Gallifrey?”
“Great news, everyone!”
Any character: So Jar-Jar’s death was extremely painful and prolonged, eh?
“5% of the gross international receipts* will go to N9IWP” 
Brian
*including merchandising
Han: I’m getting too old for this shit!
Anakin “I’m going to give you an account number and I want you to go into that bank and withdraw four million space credits.”
Luke “Uh, yeah. O.K. But we’re not doing any pottery.”
Anakin “So I picked up the Emperor, held him over my head and said ‘I’m getting too old for this Sith.’”
Luke “No you didn’t, dad.”
Chewie, what the hell’s going on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys …?
Master Luke has given a sock. Master gave it to Jar-Jar!
Princess Leia: I’m getting too old for this shit!
C3PO: My circuit boards are getting too old for this shit.
LUKE: “Light Side of the Force, Dark Side of the Force . . . don’t you find it hard to believe that what amounts to an impersonal, unconscious and non-anthropomorphic force of nature could have any characteristics essentially relevant to the culturally-based moral categories of sentient beings?”
YODA: “The fuck up shut. No more will I teach you today.”
“Help me Liz Lemon! You’re my only hope!”
“Well, seeing what happened to Yoda, Obi-wan and Anakin at the end of episode six, we can’t even hope for the sweet release of death.”