You can recycle your vibrator!
Be green, without the paint-on latex. 
I hope they don’t recycle the latex into baby-bottle nipples.
It certainly would make latex gloves smell better.
Only two replies to this? Sheesh…
Hey, don’t look at me. I was in here earlier, but I only got as far as, “New recycling regulations mean that all electrical equipment - including sex toys! - must be disposed of at a designated electrical waste collection centre”, and I got distracted by the whole “There will always be an England” thing.
Plus, I couldn’t figure out how you wear out a vibrator to the point where you need to dispose of it.
So what can you make with an old 18" DHIBJD?
Lawn ornament.
Headlines.
“Oh, no, honey. They tookk your old Rabbit away to the Rabbit Farm, where it can run around and play with all the other Rabbits…”
I for one sent the link to multiple environmentally-minded female friends.
“What’s that buzz? Tell me what’s-a-happenin’…”