metroshane, if you saw my ass, you’d want to bite it. For free.
::smooch::
Prove it! My home number, my email, my address is…
Oh, and it’s “decency” and “monetary”.
Yeah & while we’re on the subject, the next sorry-ass punk who uses “your” where s/he should use “you’re” (or vice-versa) or “it’s” where s/he should use “its” (or vice-versa) will have his/her eyeballs removed with the rustiest grapefruit spoon I can find…goddamn apostrophes…
That should read “Yeah, and while we’re on the subject…” Yeah is being used as an interjection and must be followed either by a comma or an exclamation point. 
I stand corrected…sorry 'bout that. I never said my own grammer was perfect, I just said I can’t stand the misuse of apostrophes.
The offer of eyeball removal still stands, though.
I just read my last post & am off to slit my own throat & pour in molten lead.
I typed “grammer” for “grammar”. I swear before Jesus & all the saints that it was a typo & I do NOT believe that “grammer” is the correct spelling.
That’s okay. Everyone here know that “grammer,” is your parents’ mothers.
“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” - Humphrey Bogart
All you Fuckoes should feel free to correct my previous post.
“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” - Humphrey Bogart
I really wanted to post something here, but I’m still laughing my ass off.
BTW, Does anyone else here use Fuck O/S? It’s much better than Windoes.
“I would far rather be ignorant than wise in the foreboding of evil.”
-Æschylus. 525-456 B. C.
Fuckos. The Freshmaker.
Back off, man. I’m a scientist.
Try new Fucko-American Fuck-Ohs. Just like Spaghetti-Ohs but with a little more oomph!
Za’an kho’ku na tenshi no teeze. Kyoko Baby!
I always thought “Franco-Amnesia Forgetti-Os” would’ve made a better name. (And I’m surprised the Topps “Wacky Packages” people never came up with it.)
Tracer… I am in awe of your genius.
Forgetti-O’s??! ROTFLMAO!!!
Plus you’re smart enough to correct my grammar…I think you’re supergreat, tracer!!
Thank you, my loyal fans.
I thought that particular joke up when I was 8 years old, and have been waiting for the world to behold the genius of it ever since.
You all know where the Fuckoes manufacturing plant is, don’t you? That’s right . . .
Assboink, Idaho. Take the tour the next time you’re in Assboink – they give out free samples!
jodih:Oral or suppository?
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Your choice Sealemon; after all, they are the new, improved all-purpose Fuckoes.
Are they the same ones who make the mushroom-flavored “Fungy-Os” brand cereal, aka “The Breakfast of Champignons”?
“That’s entertainment!” —Vlad the Impaler