Learn to proofread, FUCKOS!

metroshane, if you saw my ass, you’d want to bite it. For free.


Prove it! My home number, my email, my address is…

Oh, and it’s “decency” and “monetary”.

Yeah & while we’re on the subject, the next sorry-ass punk who uses “your” where s/he should use “you’re” (or vice-versa) or “it’s” where s/he should use “its” (or vice-versa) will have his/her eyeballs removed with the rustiest grapefruit spoon I can find…goddamn apostrophes…

That should read “Yeah, and while we’re on the subject…” Yeah is being used as an interjection and must be followed either by a comma or an exclamation point. :wink:

I stand corrected…sorry 'bout that. I never said my own grammer was perfect, I just said I can’t stand the misuse of apostrophes.

The offer of eyeball removal still stands, though.

I just read my last post & am off to slit my own throat & pour in molten lead.

I typed “grammer” for “grammar”. I swear before Jesus & all the saints that it was a typo & I do NOT believe that “grammer” is the correct spelling.

That’s okay. Everyone here know that “grammer,” is your parents’ mothers.

“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” - Humphrey Bogart

All you Fuckoes should feel free to correct my previous post.

“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” - Humphrey Bogart

I really wanted to post something here, but I’m still laughing my ass off.

BTW, Does anyone else here use Fuck O/S? It’s much better than Windoes. :wink:

“I would far rather be ignorant than wise in the foreboding of evil.”

-Æschylus. 525-456 B. C.

Fuckos. The Freshmaker.

Back off, man. I’m a scientist.

Try new Fucko-American Fuck-Ohs. Just like Spaghetti-Ohs but with a little more oomph!

Za’an kho’ku na tenshi no teeze. Kyoko Baby!

I always thought “Franco-Amnesia Forgetti-Os” would’ve made a better name. (And I’m surprised the Topps “Wacky Packages” people never came up with it.)

Tracer… I am in awe of your genius.

Forgetti-O’s??! ROTFLMAO!!!

Plus you’re smart enough to correct my grammar…I think you’re supergreat, tracer!!

Thank you, my loyal fans.

I thought that particular joke up when I was 8 years old, and have been waiting for the world to behold the genius of it ever since. :wink:

You all know where the Fuckoes manufacturing plant is, don’t you? That’s right . . .

Assboink, Idaho. Take the tour the next time you’re in Assboink – they give out free samples!

jodih:Oral or suppository?

You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

Your choice Sealemon; after all, they are the new, improved all-purpose Fuckoes.

Are they the same ones who make the mushroom-flavored “Fungy-Os” brand cereal, aka “The Breakfast of Champignons”?

“That’s entertainment!” —Vlad the Impaler