Least Favorite Living Female Madness: Round One

The rules are simple. Pick the person in each pair who is your least favorite.

Jenny McCarthy (Anti-vax actress)
Omarosa Manigault (Reality show)

Ann Coulter (Political commentator)
Megyn Kelly (Political commentator)

Michelle Bachman (Congresswoman)
Casey Anthony (Accused of murder)

Nancy Grace (TV personality)
Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi (Reality show)

Sarah Palin (Former governor and vice presidential candidate)
Kate Gosselin (Reality show)

Phyllis Schlafly (Political commentator)
Liz Cheney (Daughter of the former Vice President)

Susan Smith (Murder)
Laura Ingraham (Political commentator)

Kim Kardashian (Reality show)
Paula Deen (TV chef)

Michelle Malkin (Political commentator)
Oprah Winfrey (TV personality)

Condoleezza Rice (Former Secretary of State)
Kathy Griffin (actress)

Allison DuBois (Psychic)
Lorena Bobbitt (Sexual assault)

Elisabeth Hasselbeck (TV personality)
Pauline Nyiramasuhuko (Genocide)

Andrea Yates (Murder)
Laura Schlessinger (Radio personality)

Lea Thompson (Anti-vax reporter - not the actress)
Nadya “Octomom” Suleman (Mother of octuplets and porn actress)

Anita Bryant (Political activist)
Margie Simms (Wife of Fred Phelps)

Victoria Jackson (Comedian and political commentator)
Courtney Love (Singer)

My reasoning was which of the two can cause/has caused the widest-spread damage or who has the larger bully pulpit. The only exceptions were the moms who are serving time for murdering their kids.

Jenny McCarthy (Anti-vax actress)
Ann Coulter (Political commentator)
Michelle Bachman (Congresswoman)
Nancy Grace (TV personality)
Sarah Palin (Former governor and vice presidential candidate)

Liz Cheney (Daughter of the former Vice President)

Susan Smith (Murder)

Paula Deen (TV chef)

Michelle Malkin (Political commentator)
Condoleezza Rice (Former Secretary of State)
Allison DuBois (Psychic)

Pauline Nyiramasuhuko (Genocide)

Andrea Yates (Murder)
Lea Thompson (Anti-vax reporter - not the actress)

Margie Simms (Wife of Fred Phelps)

Victoria Jackson (Comedian and political commentator)

No special qualifications in my voting. Least Favorite in each case.

Jenny McCarthy (Anti-vax actress)

Ann Coulter (Political commentator)

Michelle Bachman (Congresswoman)

Nancy Grace (TV personality)

Sarah Palin (Former governor and vice presidential candidate)
Liz Cheney (Daughter of the former Vice President) (this one was hard, Schlafly derserves a vote too–but less relevant these days)

Laura Ingraham (Political commentator)

Kim Kardashian (Reality show)
Michelle Malkin (Political commentator)
Condoleezza Rice (Former Secretary of State)
Allison DuBois (Psychic)
Elisabeth Hasselbeck (TV personality)

Laura Schlessinger (Radio personality)

Lea Thompson (Anti-vax reporter - not the actress)
Anita Bryant (Political activist)

Victoria Jackson (Comedian and political commentator)

Jenny McCarthy (Anti-vax actress)

Ann Coulter (Political commentator)

Casey Anthony (Accused of murder)

Nancy Grace (TV personality)

Sarah Palin (Former governor and vice presidential candidate)

Phyllis Schlafly (Political commentator)

Susan Smith (Murder)

Kim Kardashian (Reality show)

Oprah Winfrey (TV personality)

Condoleezza Rice (Former Secretary of State)

Lorena Bobbitt (Sexual assault)

Pauline Nyiramasuhuko (Genocide)

Andrea Yates (Murder)

Nadya “Octomom” Suleman (Mother of octuplets and porn actress)

Margie Simms (Wife of Fred Phelps)

Courtney Love (Singer)

I am going with visceral respone.

Jenny McCarthy (Anti-vax actress)

Ann Coulter (Political commentator)

Michelle Bachman (Congresswoman)

Nancy Grace (TV personality)

Sarah Palin (Former governor and vice presidential candidate)

Phyllis Schlafly (Political commentator)

Laura Ingraham (Political commentator)

Kim Kardashian (Reality show)

Michelle Malkin (Political commentator)

Condoleezza Rice (Former Secretary of State)

Allison DuBois (Psychic)

Elisabeth Hasselbeck (TV personality)

Laura Schlessinger (Radio personality)

Lea Thompson (Anti-vax reporter - not the actress)

Margie Simms (Wife of Fred Phelps)

Victoria Jackson (Comedian and political commentator)

In response to inquiries, here’s how the competition was set up.

There was a thread for nominations. Anyone who was nominated and fit the criteria was put on a list.

The list was alphabetized and divided into sixteen groups. Everyone was allowed the vote for two people in each group. The top two people who received the most votes in each group advanced to the next round (this one).

I took the top people in each group and ranked them from 1 to 16 based on how many votes they got. Then I took the second ranked people in each group and ranked them 17 to 32.

In cases of ties, I broke the tie by how well they did over the other people in the group. So somebody who got ten votes when the second place person got five votes would beat somebody who got ten votes when the second place person got seven votes.

I then ranked them from high to low. The #1 person - Jenny McCarthy - was matched to the #32 person - Omarosa Manigault.

Jenny McCarthy (Anti-vax actress)

Ann Coulter (Political commentator)

Casey Anthony (Accused of murder)

Nancy Grace (TV personality)

Sarah Palin (Former governor and vice presidential candidate)

Phyllis Schlafly (Political commentator)

Susan Smith (Murder)

Paula Deen (TV chef)

Michelle Malkin (Political commentator)

Condoleezza Rice (Former Secretary of State)

Allison DuBois (Psychic)

Pauline Nyiramasuhuko (Genocide)

Laura Schlessinger (Radio personality)

Lea Thompson (Anti-vax reporter - not the actress)

Anita Bryant (Political activist)

Victoria Jackson (Comedian and political commentator)

Jenny McCarthy (Anti-vax actress)

Ann Coulter (Political commentator)

Michelle Bachman (Congresswoman)

Nancy Grace (TV personality)

Sarah Palin (Former governor and vice presidential candidate)

Liz Cheney (Daughter of the former Vice President)

Laura Ingraham (Political commentator)

Paula Deen (TV chef)

Oprah Winfrey (TV personality)

Lorena Bobbitt (Sexual assault)

Pauline Nyiramasuhuko (Genocide)

Laura Schlessinger (Radio personality)

Lea Thompson (Anti-vax reporter - not the actress)

Margie Simms (Wife of Fred Phelps)

Courtney Love (Singer)

Declined to vote on Condoleeza Rice vs Kathy Griffin. Although not a fan of either, neither do I find them to be particularly detestable.

Jenny McCarthy (Anti-vax actress)

Ann Coulter (Political commentator)

Casey Anthony (Accused of murder)

Nancy Grace (TV personality)

Kate Gosselin (Reality show)

Phyllis Schlafly (Political commentator)

Susan Smith (Murder)

Kim Kardashian (Reality show)

Oprah Winfrey (TV personality)

Kathy Griffin (actress)

Lorena Bobbitt (Sexual assault)

Pauline Nyiramasuhuko (Genocide)

Andrea Yates (Murder)

Nadya “Octomom” Suleman (Mother of octuplets and porn actress)

Margie Simms (Wife of Fred Phelps)

Courtney Love (Singer)

Even though I voted in round 1, I don’t expect to vote again.

I mean, Republicans and mass murderers? Really? THAT’S what we get to choose from?

The groupings didn’t make any sense.