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*Originally posted by Scylla *
**So, once more. Things wrong with French
- Fat guys in thongs
Your opinion here means exactly this much: ||
- B.O.
When I was in France I didn’t notice that. Maybe that’s because, in accordance with me being 1/8 French, I have uncontrollable and untreated BO, and as such I was unable to smell the other French people I was with through my own putrid self.
- Not bathing
Not true. If they didn’t bathe, why would they have public fountains for that purpose? Oh, but wait . . . I jsut introduced you to something else . . . they don’t have nearly as much problem, in some places, with nudity as we do.
And how, Scylla, do you explain the presence of bidets in France and not in America?
- Hairy armpits
Paula Cole has those, last I checked. I don’t bother to shave my armpits, and the majority of French people do, as a matter of fact. Come to think of it, neither my mother nor my godmother shaves her armpits. If that means you’ll never come visit me or them, then I thank my lucky razor I never introduced it to my armpits.
- Women are whores who will rip your heart out and laugh whle doing so.
Ah, Scylla, you naive soul . . . I am thinking this is more of an experience from one person than from every french woman, because my grandmother was no whore. Of that I can assure you. The other French ladies and French girls I met were not whores but delightful people, a fact of which I can assure you wholeheartedly.
- The Yahoo thing
That they want restitution paid for Nazi propaganda means that they’re trying to avoid it being demanded later, IMHO. Not totally evil, but I can see where someone would be irked by it. Point taken, though not wholly.
- The Libya thing
What Libya thing?
- The Pacific Nuclear weapons testing thing
Explain . . . we never tested nuclear weapons?
- The Terror
Hein?
- Systematic repression of the Basque culture.
And we Americans have never repressed another culture, have we?
- Unsanitary hotel rooms
Much more sanitary than the majority of the American ones I’ve seen, and the ones in boarding schools, and the ones in private homes.
- No hot water
I’ve cited experiences to the opposite, and given American examples that aren’t really better.
- Rotten meat and the bacteria food thing
So they allow bacteria to eat the food to make it taste better, in some cases. If we didn’t do that we’d lose what little beer market we have. Allowing food to ferment is not indicative of an inferior society, else all of Europe would be so vastly inferior to America we’d have even more of them in our schools than we do now.
- Getting pissy about mispronunciations
Care to elaborate on this one? I don’t remember the original rant.
- Notoriously rude
What you want there is not notoriously but stereotypically . . . IOW, “The French are rude. I know this because . . . well, they are! Everyone knows that!”
- Dislike Americans
In your opinion they dislike Americans. You appear to dislike them as well. I don’t see a problem with them hating someone who hates them . . .
- Rotten service/overpriced
- Tipping
Both of which occur in America as well.
- Military incompetance/capitulation with enemies
In a country with the population of France and the cultural history, it’s not surprising that France doesn’t have the military prowess of us or, say, England. Most of their history is really England’s history, as they basically traded fights back and forth for a looong time.
- Berets
You say beret like that’s a bad thing . . . I still see no problem with it. Care to elaborate?
- Brie
What is your specific problem with Brie? Again, I like it. I know people who are distinctly not French who enjoy it as well. Maybe you just don’t like berets or Brie and since they’re French, you don’t like the French.
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Le Petite Prince
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I don’t remember this being brought up before. 2. What is your problem with Le Petit Prince? I happened to like it.
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They killed Jim Morrison
cite?
- Created Godzilla (see 8)
So? Were they responsible for the (somewhat) recent reincarnation of Godzilla? Besides, we Americans have created plenty of awful movies.
- They all take the whole month of August off
So you’re jealous of their vacation time. I see nothing inherently evil about that.
- Petite Dejeuner. I want ham and eggs dammit! Not this Godammn flaky butterpuff pastry.
Again, you don’t like it, don’t eat it.
- Bernaise sauce
So don’t eat it.
- Jerry Lewis
Not their fault or their doing, far as Cecil said in his column, IIRC.
- Smoking. (everybody)
Because Americans don’t ever smoke, do they? Check out Satan’s sig and the thread “The Great Smoke-Out” or somesuch for further evidence.
- Lack of recent cultural, literary, musical, or technological innovations
Go back to my first post. Define recent.
- Language Nazis. Got yelled at more than once for daring to speak English to my partner while in a Paris Bar.
Would you be irked at someone who chose to speak his or her language of preference in an American bar?
- Their insistence on their own superiority.
I haven’t seen a French person in this thread yet who has insisted on his or her superiority. I think this is more stereotyping. You seem to be trying to indicate your own superiority here, which is also unbased.
- Gerard Depardieu
You don’t like him? Don’t look at him. I can’t take looking at half of the models working in America for more than five seconds. Doesn’t mean I don’t like the country as a whole.
- Beady eyes
- Great big feet
Well, if this isn’t a generalization/stereotype I don’t know what is. I’ve cousins with huge feet, and I believe that, on the whole, Americans have larger feet. I know the Guinness record for largest feet (for a man, at least) belong to an American. As for beady eyes, older people have them as well.
- Walk around going “tweet tweet tweet”
Maybe you mean “huit huit huit” which is “eight eight eight” . . . other than that I can see no basis for this point. What’s wrong with saying the number eight in French?
- Little noses
If you’ve got a problem with facial characteristics, you’re going to have problems with a pretty healthy percent of the world’s population.
- Tiny little eyes
I’ve seen this before . . .
- Walk around telling great big lies
Basis? Cite/site? So far all I’m seeing in your post is a bunch of generalizations, opinions and baseless accusations.