I admit I have been standed at much worse places than the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, but I kinda was planning to be home by now. I’d stay in a mosquito infested hole in the swamp if it would help catch certain folks, but I digress.
Any other Dopers stranded away from home by the FAA`s travel lockdown? Where are/were you?
Methinks UncleBill doth protest too much.
As of 8:34 mountain standard time, he is out playing. 
Aww, Bill, honey, I’m so sorry! If I were closer, I’d come down and keep ya company, but I’m all the way over on the East Coast. Hang in there, hon!
Well… we could have a mini dopefest… but hell at this time im in Kansas City and not Vegas!! If your still stuck in a week and a half let me know… 
Want me to drive up and get ya? I’ve got nothing better to do. 
I was right! UncleBill just called. He’s had strippers in his room since Sunday Morning.
He said he’s tired of it. He must be getting old.