“I don’t think I need to say what happened next… ;)”
(Maybe you do, asshole. There are usually a lot of possibilities.)
“I read something great that relates to this topic, in another thread. (Which I will not link to.)”
(Thanks for telling me. I will now proceed to not read said thread.)
“There’s another incident involving a bushel of bullfrogs and a vial of bucolic acid, but I can’t tell that story here. ;)”
(Then why bring it up, dicknose?)