Hey, would it KILL someone to post ONE INTERESTING TOPIC in MPSIMS or GQ? I have ONE day at work where my bosses are gone, and it’s today, and I can’t even get a little intellectual stimulation from the SDMB. Damn. And I’m a detailer, not an idea guy, so it’s not gonna be me.
Yeah, this from a guy who lists his interests as, “being crabby,” and has a grand total of 3 posts.
If we are boring the hell out of you, why don’t you just take a newspaper into the john, drop your pants and amuse yourself. I did’t know we were here for your personal entertainment.
Move along, sonny.
“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” - Humphrey Bogart
If a post about a straigh guy wondering aloud about the implications of having his girlfriend fuck him in the ass with a strap-on dildo is boring to you, I suggest you try other boards.
That said, what are YOU contributing to the board? Aside from a big glass of whine?
Yer pal,
Satan
Entertain me, fools! You’re all here for my enjoyment!
Boo-fucking-hoo.
Ah, christ, I just responded to a troll. Now I have the stench all over me.
Hey ScrapMetal. We drive on a parkway and park on a driveway. Why? Let that rattle your neurons for a while. When you figure out a good answer in a couple of months, write us back.
He just seems too new to drop the whole mind-boggling three word ending in -gry scenario.
Why yes, I am pretty fly for a white guy.
And if I disremember incorrectly, you were the guy who ask us to pass along a certain piece of e-litter to you also. No wonder you have a stench all over you; you have stepped in it again. 
Note the subtle attempt to redirect this thread to Cuba.
“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” - Humphrey Bogart
“Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your copilot speaking . . .”
Funny, though–I practically begged to have my mailbox crushed under the weight of the TM’s good wishes. And I got nary a thing.
But (and here’s the funny bit), I actually DID receive the Gates/free money spam in my work mail today. From a coworker.
Sigh . . .
Well, If you want another copy…
“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” - Humphrey Bogart
Whoa, you guys are MEAN! (Sorry, I know it’s the Pit.) I honestly didn’t think I was trolling, I was just blowing off a little Friday-afternoon steam. Maybe I’m new. Maybe I’ve been lurking for months. I sure do appreciate the sudden rash of emotion, even if it’s against me. It beats the Debate about Donald Trump, that’s for sure.
Hey Scrap, feel free to regile all of us with an original, interesting, stimulating, exciting thread.
Make sure it isn’t anything that’s been covered in the last two weeks.
Not as easy as it looks, is it?
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
I told’ja, I’m not the idea guy.
(Did you mean “regail?”)
Yup, I sure did. And As I’ve admitted time and time again, I’m not the spelling guy.
Seriously, though. Give a thread of your own a shot.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Actually, ScrapMetal, it’s “regale”, as in “to delight or entertain: give pleasure to”.
You’re not the vocab guy either, obviously.
(Yeah, Silly-mon isn’t either, but he didn’t set his bad self up as one.)
OK. Here are some ideas. Post a new thread with details about:
1.Sex.
2.Moose.
3.Household appliances, and the horrible deaths that they cause.
4.Sex.
5.The current political environment of China.
6.A random headline.
7.Pshycic phenomina.
8.Sex.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Good luck with the pshycic phenomina. You might have better luck with psychic phenomina.
Sheesh. Grammar mavens.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Damn, I thought I had this thread successfully redirected. It looks like the passengers have thwarted another hijacking.
Carry on with the flames boys and turn me over the proper authorities at our final destination. We are going to Salt Lake City aren’t we. I know someone there who could punish me.
“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” - Humphrey Bogart
Damn union hijackers.
“Nobody move!! We’re taking this thread to–oops! Coffee break!”
Nice try, Sealy.
It’s “phenomEna” BTW.
:::setting herself up as the “grammar maven”, with firehose at the ready:::
wireless:refer to my 4:20 post.
Nice to metcha, BTW.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.