I just hate people like this.
You’re so boring! I hate you! You’ve never been Pitted, you worthless pieces of… boring stuff! How can you lay claims to a life, you boring drones, without knowing the sweet fiery joy of a Pit thread in your name? Eh!? How can you call your dull little stretch of time between two infinite bands of entropy a ‘life’ without having read some online jerk rant about you here?
Just to show how much I hate you, I’m going to list all of you and say how much I dislike you:
norinew:
I hate you for starting the thread! Who cares whether or not you’re Pitted!? No-one, that’s who, and that’s because you’re boring! Boring boring boring!
Daniel:
What kind of a boring person calls themself by their real name online!? A boring person, that’s who! Ever wonder why all the other Daniels got Pitted and you didn’t? Because they’re more interesting than you!
Optihut:
I posted something here, but then I read that you had the death sentence on twelve systems, which made me rethink the cutting insults I’d employed. I think I’ll leave this one out just to be on the safe side.
xgxlx:
Three Xs in your name! You think that makes you sound exciting? Well, it doesn’t! You’re boring!
Neidhart:
You’re boring too! I’m running out of steam here.
FairyChatMom:
And you! You know why no-one makes action films about MOMS that save the world? Because moms are boring, that’s why! Ha!
~the ever obliging Mr Tambo
