I Hate all of you.

The BBQ Pit
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I hate all of you, with your brilliant little postings, think you all are so much smarter than the person posted before. . . Get a life all of you. . .

That said, I love this Message Board and all of you really make me think and enjoy the day.

:slight_smile:

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I feel that your username is a bit disingenuous, kind sir, as I have failed to receive any “q” whatsoever.

I slay me

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Hmm, Beeblebrox, I took it as a command. Furnish Esq.!

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Damn I’m only smarter then 3 people on this board.

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Would that make me smarter than only 2 people?

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Well Furnishesq, I hate you too.

I hate your name.

I hate that you registered on 10/26/00.

I hate that you have made 63 posts.

I hate that you make 0.09 posts per day.

I hate that you hate me.

I hate your hair.

I hate your eyes.

I hate your shoes.

I hate your face.

I hate your pets.

If you don’t have any pets, I hate that too.

I hate your home.

I hate your car.

I hate your parents.

I hate your small genitals.

I hate your kids.

If they aren’t born yet, I’ll hate them when they are.

I hate the way you smell.

I hate the way you walk.

I hate the jokes you tell.

I hate the way you eat soup.

I hate what you drink.

I hate your clothes.

I hate your nose.

I hate your ears.

I hate your singing.

I hate your poetry.

I hate the movies you watch.

I hate how you talk.

I hate your laugh.

I hate all of your uncles.

I hate all of your aunts.

I hate your grandparents.

I hate your favorite color.

I hate the color of your poo.

I hate where you live.

I hate the way you make “whoopy” or whatever the hell you call it.

In short, I hate everything about you. I hope you live the rest of your live in pain and agony. I hope you die broke and friendless in the gutter. And I will continue to HATE YOU for all time! :mad:

And since some wise-ass will ask “Yeah, but how do you really feel…” I have to admit that I forgot who I was writing this to. :smack:

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Hehe, the hamsters like me more. :slight_smile:

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I ate all of you too.

Burp.

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I should be saying that.

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If you are Furnish, Esq, let me know how Elton John’s getting on.

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Since when it that Furnish an Esq.? He used to be in advertising, you know, back when he needed his own career.

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I hate me, too.

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Well I LOVE all of you, so there! :stuck_out_tongue:

sorry for the hijack

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Hey! Is this an actual rant, or what? Make up your mind, man! If it’s a real rant, it sucks. If it’s not, you’re in the wrong freakin’ forum.

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But I hate you most of all, Scarecrow!

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Well I hate the ones that haven’t even joined yet.

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I hate hate.

Um, my head just exploded. Now what?

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I hate exploded heads.

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I Hate Hamlet

A comedy by Paul Rudnick

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Hang on, isn’t hate speech against pit rules? :wink:

SD