I’ve spent the last 26 years being nice, and considerate, and polite, and friendly. And what has it gotten me? A big ol’ bag full of shit, that’s what. I’m lonely, I’m bitter, and as of now, I’m mean. So fuck you.
Why? Because fuck you. You want a link? Fuck you. Fuck each and every one of you miserable bastards. If try to post something to make me feel better, fuck you. If you want to tell me to stop whining, fuck you twice. If you never bother to click on this thread, fuck you 'til you bleed. If you’re not even a member of the SDMB, fuck you 'til you die. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
Are you one of my friends or family members? Fuck you. Did you beat me up in high school? Fuck you. Are you some random stranger I’ve never even met before? Fuck you. I’ve got nothing left but hate and a desire to share.
Are you religious? Fuck you. Are you an atheist? Fuck you. Do you think atheism is a religion? Fuck you. Give to charity? Fuck you. Beat up nuns for a hobby? Fuck you. Do you build low income housing in your spare time? Fuck you. Have you spent the last five years in a persistent vegetative state? Well, turn off MTV and fuck you.
Are you offended by this post? Fuck you. Do you think this is funny? Fuck you. Are you confused and possibly frightened? Good. And fuck you.
Are you a mod? Fuck you? An admin? Fuck you. A newbie? Fuck you. Been on the board since the AOL days? Fuck you. Can’t get that link in the second paragraph to work? Fuck you. Fuck all of you. Man or woman, young or old, foreign or domestic, living or dead, fuck you.