FUCK YOU GOD!!!!!!!

The BBQ Pit
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YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE POMPOUS FUCKWAD!!!

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST
FUCK ME AROUND!!!

I DID NOT WANT TO BE BROUGHT INTO THIS
MISERABLE FUCKING LIFE AND YOU
FUCKED ME OUT OF HAPPINESS I WOULLD
HAVE ENJOYED!!! FUCK YOU!!!

I HATE YOU FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO ME
YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER!!!

YOU GODDAMN POMPOUS DEGENERATE FUCKING
BUTTFUCKING SON OF A BITCH!!!

JUST BRING ME IN TO THIS FUCKED UP
MEAN WORLD WHERE NO ONE FUCKING LIKES
ME BECAUSE I AM A GODDAMN FUCKING
CRIPPLE THAT YOU MADE YOU FYUCKING
ASSHOLEDICKFART DICKWAD POOPFUCK!!!1

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!!!

I WISH YOU WOULD GET IT RIGHT YOU WORTHLESS
POMPOUS ASSLICK!!!

YOU CRIPPLED ME YOU BUTTFUCKING DIRTY
LYING EVIL FUCK!!!

SCREW YUOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR!!!

STICK YUOUR FUCKING CROSS UP YOUR ASS
AND FUCK I8T YOU SHIT FACED BUTTFYUCKING
SONOFABITCHING POMPOUS DICKFUCKED
BUTTFACE AND I DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT
ANY OF YOU FUCKS ON THIS BOARD EITHER
I ON;LY CARE ABVOT MY SELF SO FUCK YOU
ALL!!!

FLAME ALL YOU WANT I DON’T GIAVE A
FUCK SO FUCK YOU AL;L IN YOUR FUCKING
ASSES WITH A FUCKSTICK!!!
FUCK YOU!!!1111

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Other than this rant, everything’s ok, right?

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Here, bucko, have a lollipop. That always cheers me right up when I am feeling blue.

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Someone needs a hug.

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Yea.

And God also kills priests every day and lets starving children die.

What’s your point?

As soon as you give up the will to meet life head on, you become nothing but a sad, pathetic loser.

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Far be it for me to defend God, but how does He fit into this equation?

Next you’ll be blaming him for fixing football games.

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AND STOP SHOUTING!!!

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Thank you, you just helped make up my mind on whether I would pay to post.

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Nice. Blame the invisible pink unicorn. Real productive. How 'bout a clue as to what you’re mad about?

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And now, in the category; Most Inane Use of the Word FUCK in a Single Posting!

And the Dopie goes to…

LittleTigger

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Troll

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er… ummm…

OK…

Did you have a point?

What were you talking about?:confused:

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I don’t think he’s a troll. Unless he’s carrying on the wheelchair issue through several threads, which, IMO, seems unlikely. But I think his anger is just a tad misplaced.

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In just what way are you crippled LittleOne ? In this thread http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=97293 you talk about falling off your bike, in this thread http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=97270 you say ** Yes, not that I can help it, I’m handicapped from a heatstroke, and incontinent. **
You are able to read and to type.

So it’s not like you were born without the use of your body.
Lot’s of people have problems far worse than what yours seem to be. There are people who were born without sight, with no hearing. There are those born without limbs or who have lost them due to accidents or disease. So start working on a personality that makes you pleasant to be around and you will make friends.

Writting yelling messages on the board at God and adding **"AND I DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANY OF YOU FUCKS ON THIS BOARD EITHER I ON;LY CARE ABVOT MY SELF SO FUCK YOU ALL!!! ** isn’t going to impress anyone.

[Edited by Eutychus55 on 11-10-2001 at 03:16 PM]

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For Pete’s sake, load up the Thorazine darts and fire at will.

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If some kind loving mod or even a nasty bitchy one could add the to the first thread I tried to link I will owe that mod a huge favor. Thank you.

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So, um, leaving God and fucking out of it for a moment, you mentioned some health promlems. Why don’t you say a bit more about that?

Honestly, this is quite a compassionate bunch of people if you give them the chance, but I think most of us don’t quite get your meaning in the OP.

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No shit, the new Slayer CD rocks!

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Dopie? I thought we were gonna call 'em Wallys?

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Of my own choice? :wink: