Of course of your choice Euty darling ! ::insert sexy flirting smilie here::
And now, important statistics:
Number of words in the post: 198
Number of swearwords in the post: 37
Percentage of swearwords in the post: 18.7
Number of misspelled words: 10
Percentage of misspelled words: 5.05
Number of exclamation marks: 101
Chance of God doing something as per this post (for atheists): 0
Chance of God doing something as per this post (for Christians): 0.037
On 1-10 scale, how 3l33t replacing ! with a 1 makes this look like: 8.7
On 1-10 scale, the intelligence of swearwords: 1.3 (‘Poopfuck’, while primitive, still has some primal beauty in it)
Number of posters which will, as result of this post, begin to think that hey, that subscription thing might not be so bad after all: 3
Tiggers are wonderful things.
Sure to take its place among the classics in children’s literature, be sure to read, “Are you there, God? It’s me, Little Tigger; Fuck You.”
Heartwarming, really. Can we get Shel Silverstein to illustrate?
Only if there really is an afterlife.
Hopefully it’s nothing like “Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret.”
Hothing more disturbing that visualizing a Tigger sprouting breasts and learning that they are becoming a woman.
**GingerOfTheNorth wrote:
Dopie? I thought we were gonna call 'em Wallys?**
:eek: My bad! My bad! I must have missed that memo going around.
You, know, years from now, when you’re lying on your deathbed, you and the priest are going to just laugh and laugh about this…
It could be Lolo at it again.
0.1. You get the .1 because the line “ASSHOLEDICKFART DICKWAD POOPFUCK!!!1” made me laugh.
I thought you were leaving the boards? Hurry it up.
- Rob
If people really don’t like you for the only reason that you’re crippled, those people aren’t worth your time. I mean that. Forget those assholes and think about how you’re blessed to be alive and to be able to form rational thoughts. At least you’re not six feet under. At least you’re not a vegetable.
[sub]Wouldn’t it be weird if LittleTigger really was a vegetable and he was using astral projection to post this? Oh my God, someone call Scully and Doggett![/sub]
Aw…poor widdle Tigger…does someone have anger management issues? 
Seriously, though…I gather you’ve gotten a raw deal. However, being neither God nor psychic, I don’t know what it is. I’m betting that most of the people on this board don’t, either.
So expand. Vent about your difficulties. Let it all hang out. Your resident archangel and others are waiting 
But please, please tell us what you’re talking about.
There’s just a certain alliteration to it:
ASSHOLE DICKFART DICKWAD POOPFUCK
Almost sounds like a law firm.
Damn…what a difference a day makes.
Maybe his cat stopped being his “best little fuzzy frend”?
I can see how that might result in the OP in this thread.
LittleTigger, here it is, short and sweet.
You’re on a computer. No one here can tell if you are in a wheelchair or not.
If you are, that’s OK with us. We’ll accept you just the same. Try to learn how to type a basic English sentence and run your posts through a spellchecker and we’ll mostly be happy campers. You can be accepted here, “disability” or no. Or you can reject a community that won’t judge you by how you look.
But if you’re not in a wheelchair and you’re faking it for your posts, then fuck you. Goodbye. Go away.
JonScribe that made me laugh.
LittleTigger, This is GOD, posting through Fenris’s computer. I have a brief message for you:
All that cursing makes Baby Me cry.
God
I have contact with the firm that casts both the Emmy[sym]ä[/sym] award and the Telly[sym]ä[/sym] awards, as well as many other fine award statuettes.
Perhaps we can open a separate thread, in which we all make suggestions at to the form the Wally Award should take.
I’d be glad to take a shot at making the original, then we can simply have castings pulled, and gold plated. Every year at the annual awards banquet, Cecil Adams can stand up and deliver the awards to the honorees. Then we can have a great meal and dessert, especially if they have those neato sundae bars like they have sometimes at weddings and Bar Mitzvahs !!! 
Um. I think I need to lay down.
Cartooniverse
LittleTigger, I sympathize. I really do.
Those tears in my eyes aren’t from laughing, honest. The people around me aren’t wondering what in the flying fuck’s so funny that I’m reading. They’re wondering why I’m bawling my eyes out over someone I don’t know.
Oh Dear Lord. I’m sorry. That rant is so goddamn funny.
“ASSHOLEDICKFART DICKWAD POOPFUCK!!!” is mostly what did it for me.
I don’t mean to mock your position, I truly don’t. It’s the style, the delivery, the . . . way it looks. It’s fucking funny.
And yeah, fuck anyone who makes fun of you.
[sub]I’m sorry I’m such a bastard . . . I don’t mean to be:)[/sub]
eunoia, I think our annoying LittleTigger is probably referring to this passage of the GHUA gospel: