Gratuitous usage of shit, piss, fuck, motherfucker, tits, cocksucker, and cunt.
Longwinded whine about the unfairness of moderators and the cliquish solidarity of other Dopers.
Question as to why Poster was banned.
Link to thread intended to vindicate Opening Post.
Obligatory questioning of the OP’s sanity and ability to write a post.
Generous spicing of post with obscenities, 50% of the total made-up-on-the-spot.
Some remarks about whining and troublemaking added as an afterthought.
Smartass retort.
Nitpicky correction of spelling and possibly a comment about the OP’s mother.
Inevitable expression of deja vu.
Lengthy quotation, in bold and with underlining, of the OP’s second post.
A derogatory revisiting of the OP’s posting history, complete with bloopers.
Some questions as to why OP is so concerned with “The Banned”, anyway. Facetious pop reference inserted for good measure.
Feelings of ennui.
Idea that “Facetious Pop Reference” might have utility as a band name.
Vague support of small number of OP’s complaints.
Expression of sympathy toward the banned party.
Totally unrelated point made for no reason, probably claiming that the OP is disgustingly deviant. Need to explain religious convictions. Don’t forget to mention that it was someone else’s idea and I was only obeying orders.
Forget to add tip.
Non sequitir comparing odor of exhalations of poster’s cat to cat food.
Pathetic attempt to remind posters that excessive rudeness in the Pit may be accepted but not required.
Cite for relevant web comic.
Post consisting of nothing but the rolleyes emoticon.
Unreferenced rolleyes, which, since unreferenced everyone takes personally.
Obligatory totally irrelevant post proving that the poster has been sufficiently wooshed.
Invective directed at Ferret Herder for pre-posting my point by about 3 minutes
Expression of affection for pie.
Snide comment to Fenris insinuating that his delay in posting time correlates to an inability to process information quickly.
Second snide comment made comparing this favorably to an unmentioned poster-in-thread’s complete inability to read for comprehension.
[sub]Left unposted: Forehead smacking to self IRL for failing to make the point as well as Fenris did.[/sub]
Appeal to emotion. Emphasis. Anger. Chest beating assurance that Poster will leave board and never return.
Good riddance statement.
Followed by disbelieve that we should be so lucky.