Complaint that this has been done repeatedly in the past.
Points out spellng mistakes in th OP, implying that the OP is therefore involid.
States as fact that <insert name of racial/sexual/religious minority> is obviously inferior to <insert some other racial/sexual/religious monority> thereby proving <insert wildly tagential thing>
Slight hijack to comment on immenent demise of some other doper not even posting in this thread.
Apology for hijack
Lame attempt at parody of OP.
Gratuitous use of the word “Belgium”
Comparison of moderators, especially those living in Europe, to Nazis.
Impassioned, incoherent, and irrelevant defense of free speech.
Mocks spelling mistakes.
Unwarranted attack of last poster, including seven links to different threads, each link followed by long commentary of 1st and 4th Ammendment rights.
Opinion stated as fact with cite to back it up
[Accidental cite post to porn site.]
Long, profanity filled sub post in re site I thought I linked to
Stupid personal anecdote marginally related to OP topic.
Pathetic attempt to tie stupid personal anecdote to OP topic.
mocks this post and makes reference to Gaudere’s Law.
Attempts to cover tracks claiming that English isn’t first language or that correct spelling is an imposition forced on someone or another by oppressors since the dawn of time (which was about 14 years ago given the maturity of other other posts).
Asks everyone to leave me alone (but continues to flame away merrily).
Attempts to cover tracks claiming that English isn’t first language or that correct spelling is an imposition forced on someone or another by oppressors since the dawn of time (which was about 14 years ago given the maturity of other other posts).
Asks everyone to leave me alone (but continues to flame away merrily).
Double posts
Non sequitir, having nothing to do with cat exhalations, but everything to do about sex.
Denigrates NoClueBoy, stating argument is too puerile to counter.
Refers to many private emails supporting characterization of moderators.
Further mocks mispelling of “non sequitur” while ensuring that own post will contain at least one spelling mistake.
Admonition to everyone regarding the providing of sustenance to under-bridge dwellers.
Use of “Smack” smiley along with self degrading for cutting & pasting someone else’s spelling error.
Plea for people to be reasonable. Attempt to explain why Poster A and B are not idiots. Admonishment to Poster C that while s/he may not be an idiot, that’s the way s/he comes across.
Complement on original use of word turdburgler in rant.
Rate: 7.5 out of 10. (Note Russian judge lowballed).
Purely non-sensical, stream of consciouness, all rant, no substance, cuss-word laden, race-baiting OP, resulting in meglomaniacal super pit flame fest.
Cite for relevant web comic.
(Completely ignoring the fact that another poster has done this for a different, more popular web comic.)
Appeal to moderator for reinstatement of banned member, with special holier-than-all-of-thou implications that poster is using absolutely no profanity in this post.