wonders, “can’t we all just get along?”
mumbles something about giant squids.
Impassioned plea to “Consider the children!”*
Coding error.
Wonders what the hell giant squids have to do with anything, with a newbie’s plea for someone to explain it to me.
Lament that this thread is unsuited for Threadspotting because of all the profanity.
Reference to a thread in another forum that may explain things, with a side note that poster is not totally sure because he has no intention of opening up a thread that is 5 pages long.
Snarky comment pointing out that the OP is a big chicken because he hasn’t returned to the thread except to make a smartass retort to the first poster.
Lame use of phrase “the terrorists have already won” that doesn’t make any sense whatsoever.
Begins countdown to OP’ers meltdown.
Ignores earlier answer.
Link to specific post
mumbles something about The Clique[symbol]ä[/symbol]
Tirade against the quoted comparison as being unfair and derogatory towards the Nazis.
Thread hijack to criticize various organizations that make the Nazis look decent.
Plea for a special, this-post-only smiley.
Posts real life Name, address, phone number of This Year’s Model.
Vague reference to cheese.
Asks inane question of OPer, and flames him out of spite for supposed slight in other thread not linked to.
Attempt at sexist or racist humor to underscore point, noting that this post is sure to edited by evil Mods.
Self-righteous plea in the name of all that is holy.
Condemnation of everyone whose moral code is unlike mine.
Invocation of Deuteronomy.
Claims extreme offense taken at invocation of Deuteronomy.
Asserts my Deity is better than your Deity.
Lists 17 scriptural verses out of context with one or more words bolded in each text.
[reading bolded words from top to bottom spells out extremely viscious insult]
Pleas with all to join my cause/religion/sexuality because Deity will smite you all, so there!
Detailed description of a utopia founded on the principles of a political theory that the general populace assumes that only potheads are into.
Mocks OP for being late to his own funeral. Accuses OP of being black/jewish/gay/straight/unobservant/right wing/left wing/ various other incompatible positiosn, having carnal knowledge of various farmyard implements/non-corporeal beings. Claims intimate knowledge of various other posters’ parentage.
Og smite!
Sarcastic comment about OPer’s returning after promising to leave.
Question about “Deuteronomy” being one of the characters in the musical Cats.
Idle wondering about what catfood his breath smells like.
Excuse #1.
Excuse #2.
Emotional appeal to pity. Long and irrelevant story about unhappy childhood.
Attempted witty comment about OP still being in childhood fails to amuse anyone.
Harangues OP over comment made in post made two years ago.
Drive-by witness by poster with single-digit postcount. witness consists of long strings of words, no paragraph breaks, lots of exclamation points and is the religious equivalent of whipped cream in a swimming pool. Annoying, but it’ll dissolve soon enough and you won’t see it after.
sig line; horrible translated passage about stinking feet to high heaven and “waiting for him to come wash mine”.
Refers to pulling up forbidden item of outdoor furniture in which to relax and observe the combatants.
Tiresome invocation of someone called “Opal”.